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Post 41

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Sea what happens.


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Post 42

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Feces happen.


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Post 43

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

What's done is done.


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Post 44

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

What's dumb is dumber.


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Post 45

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

What's dead is dead.


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Post 46

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Unless you're Ash. Then it undismembers itself and hunts you down.


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Post 47

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


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Post 48

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

To component molecules.
To atoms.
To subatomic particles.
To energy.
And back again!


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Post 49

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

E=MC2


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Post 50

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Energy = Coffee (the constant of the Starbucksiverse) * Much Cocaine^2.


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Post 51

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Life=H2G2*DNA^2


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Post 52

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Stupid=me*me^me


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Post 53

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermIf you say so.


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Post 54

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Nope. I type so. Silly.smiley - tongueout


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Post 55

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - groan


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Post 56

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Got stupid?
I do.
Lots.
Like you wouldn't BELIEVE.


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Post 57

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I like acting stupid. It stops people from finding out just how stupid I really am!


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Post 58

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

I think I'd have a natural predispostion for that. Although, most people think I must be acting already, anyway, so there wouldn't be much difference.


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Post 59

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Soory, you've lost me there.


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Post 60

Ztik, the god of dark and shadowy things.

Oops.


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