h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tricky, tricky. Ok, I shall travel in in my powered , for as everyone knows is an incredibly potent energy source and arrive a few seconds before you are capable of and win.
Wait what am I saying? I have no need to compete. I already won!

Typical of Hootoo, 62 posts and we still can't decide who was first

I'll take the bold step of checking the records to find out.......hang on here, i'll be right back..........















Ok, it was me

nup. mistaken. T'was I.

No Kit, i think you're cofusculating first and second again

Sit down there, and i'll run through it one more time...........

ok...*sits down*

Now........What happens is that......Are you chewing?

nope. That would be the two rabid dogs outside this room chewing the walls to get in.

Ah, the cross i have to bear for being such an arresting orator.


Anyway, now what happens is.........Miss Kitush, is there something funny? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?

Sorry. Its just....There's a rabid dog behind you, and it seems rather interested in chewing your trousers.... Nice boxers...

That's not a boxer........it's an Alsation.......Oh, oh dear, i see what you mean


Hurrump, class dismissed

ok...*goes and plays with rabid dogs*

Watch out for that big one at the back......the one with a mouthful of my pants

aw he's such a sweet little thing *pats the dog, only to find half her hand is bitten off*

ouch...er...somebody?

*faints*

*Gives Kit a hand*

*Bloody dog bites that one too*

I think this is going to call for re-inforcements.......THUD

*faints*

*wakes up*

where is everybody? Are we in zombie city? Like in resident evil????

Eh? Sorry, i was asleep

While you two were out, I went and got to this thread first!

Ah you would be the zombie then...

Bwhaha, six-day reset. I think that makes me the first.

nup twould be me.