A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

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Post 1

VONNIE

ALL THIS IS VERY INTERESTING, BUT WON'T PEOPLE THINK WE ARE ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH. OR WILL I STILL BE ME !!! "HIC!"

VON.


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Post 2

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

As the official Thingite bartender, I say have another, Von! smiley - cheers


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Post 3

VONNIE

OK, THEN. (HIC!)


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Post 4

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Well done! smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

VONNIE

NO, PROBS!, HAVE ONE YOURSELF TOO!!

(HIC!) VON. (CUP!)

PS ANY VINEGAR FOR THESE HIC-CUPS!
(OLD WIVES TALE)


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Post 6

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

smiley - cheers

If you hold your breath for 25 minutes, the hiccups will stop.


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Post 7

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

drink a cup of water backwards. (this *can* be done.)


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Post 8

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Backwards?


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Post 9

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

tip the glass forwards (i.e *away* from your mouth) but sort of suck/drink it before it goes to far. when you finish the cup, you'll want to burp a little (goes with trying to glug air and water, I guess.) Do so, and you hicupps will be gone! This *DOES* work - I try and tell people but they never believe me.


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Post 10

VONNIE

THINK I'LL STICK TO THE VINEGAR !!!!!

VON.

LOOK - NO HIC-CUPS !!!


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Post 11

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

See? They never listen! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 12

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

I believe you. *giggle* No, really! *giggle*


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Post 13

VONNIE

STOP LAUGHING, IT'S TRUE. (HIC!) LOOK YOU'VE STARTED THEM AGAIN !!! (HIC!) VON.


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Post 14

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

Did I do that? I'm sorry, Vonnie.


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Post 15

VONNIE

YES, YOU DID!. NEVERMIND, DON'T APOLOGISE, BUY A PINT - AS MY FATHER-IN-LAW SAYS. (HIC!) VON.


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Post 16

Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender)

smiley - cheers


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Post 17

VONNIE

CHEERS!

(HIC!)


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