h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my name is Giga Strike,
my weapons are my mouth and pike.
i wish to join the "Ites of Thing",
who i can see, from glory will sing.
help i need,
i wish not to pleed.
if it helps i am a friend,
to Queen Almasy until the end.
i be a poet and one who does fight,
argue can i and add to your might.
so he who can help i ask please do,
for i can be much help to all of you.

It's late here so forgive me if I don't match lyrics with you at this late hour.

Of course you can join. Would you care to pick a title? Something zany Dungeon master maybe? no,no Poet Laureat (sp?) seems more appropriate. What do you think?

Clive (no offence meant)

my name is as it will be,
Giga Strike for eternity.
the name was given onto me,
by those who fought by his decree.
that of the king of earthly sun,
the ruler of I and everyone.
the warroir of rhyme, that title is mine,
and out of honour I keep it for all of time.

my name is as it will be,
Giga Strike for eternity.
the name was given onto me,
by those who fought by his decree.
that of the king of earthly sun,
the ruler of I and everyone.
the title is mine, the warrior of rhyme,
and out of honour, I keep it for all of time.

'K - but you still want in right?

yes i do,
still wish to join you.
within this great place,
with many people of many a race.

Great stuff.

Roses are red
Mimes are mute
you craft quite a wit and your rhymings a hoot.
but just to be clear,
You want in with this rabble?
Okay, fair enough.

Clive *bangs gabble*



*Phew!*

Please proceed to the Uniforms thread on Sir Loin's space. There is a link to it in one of the forums on the left called, oddly enough "Uniforms". There you can collect your regulation Titanium spork and any other parephenalia you feel ought to be useful in your role in the campaign to rename thursday, "Thing".

and the you can join us on the deck of the no,no,no forum where we are currently trying to harpoon the Sydney opera House.

(It's better not to ask)

Can I officially join too? I've started mucking about here so I s'pose I ought to be part of the team.

hello Peregrin, you wish to join to,
likely to be plenty of room for me and you.

Glad to meet you Giga Strike,
Have a if you like.

(that's the limit of my poetrical abilities )

Could I be the official Thingite mascot?

Oh sure - may I be so inquisitive as to ask if you are still President of h2g2? If so, our humble little revolution will then have attracted members from the two highest offices on site: The Presidency and The Italics!

Would you care to pick a title amongst the Thingite ranks, the more grandious and blatantly the better.

That done, please follow Giga Strike here over to the Armoury/ Uniforms thread on Sir loin's space (I've placed a shortcut link to it in the menu opposite) You can then be outfited in whatever attire you think would be appropriate (Goo blue kilts are the current vogue, I believe ) and of course, aquisition of the regulation Titanium Spork (It's half-way between a spoon and a fork) and meanwhile I'll get to adding you both into the roster.

Clive

EEep! - I signed up Cheesestraws (Artichoke) as our mascot last week.
Maybe something political to suit you other roles. Ambassador perhaps? or if you are looking for something different, we *still* don't have a Warden for the Asylum.

from friend clives words that he did say,
i see you hold a high position this day.
expect did not I to meet,
one of position, respectably I greet.
and hope that add may i to you,
my list of friends, and allies too.

perhaps for me also a possition?
i'll take anything (almost), and any a mission

Hmm, I'd be more suitable as a resident than a warden, but I bet that's what everyone else who you've offered the role has said too.

I'm still president... so you have my official endorsement, should you want it

Perhaps I could be the Thingite Falconer?

I can't rhyme this next bit....

All new recruits can pick a title for their position in the thingites, I am the Warlord. There are loads of others: If you want to see an up-to-date list of current Thingites I have a pull down list on my space. I'll give out the code to anyone who wants to have the roster on their space as well. like I said the more grandious and the better!

Clive

You in for good, not just a part time fling?
Alrighty then, the mission is to rename Thursday, "Thing"

The inmates really are running the asylum.

Presidential endorsment? For that I'd grant anyone their passion, falconry is it? Very well, say the word and I'll whack this here gabble and it will be all official, like.

Clive

Okay, I'm in. You too Giga Strike?

Peregrin- President of H2G2- Official Falconer of the Thingite Legions, hereby proclaim-ed! <

*bangs gabble*



Ready when you are, Giga Strike