h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, after much effort and self-sacrifice, I've finally got it down--Sodit, Wimpy, Wibble, Thing, Poets, Doobry Dontbry

So I can join now! (Right?)

Please, please, please! (I'm REALLY bored right now)

And can I be...um...er...official chinchilla trainer?

Yup!
Welcoming new recruits is what I love doing best (Over-throwing Paradigm ideologies comes a close second. )

Annette: Official Chinchilla Trainer. (Just don't let Busterbone show you his Big Gun you might find it a little distressing)

Here-by proclaimed!

Please visit Sir Loin at his armoury to request you Uniform and regulation Titanium Spork ("Its half-way bewteeen a spoon and a fork.) Then please join us in The No,no,no forum (which to explain: NO no no is a relic of dissent now re-designated HQ of the thingite Cause.) and if you are *that* bored you could always try readingTHE BACKLOG

Clive

Uniforms thread:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F64546&thread=107190&skip=0&show=20

Welcome aboard Annette.

Clive asked me to stop by in my official capacity as Warden of the Pound, Lobber of Dogs but I've just realised that chinchillas aren't dogs. In fact according to my dictionary their rodents from the Andes.

So no lobbing for them, then! Pity.

Anyway, you may not be aware that Chinchilla is also the name of a small but respectable town here in Australia. I have informed the mayor and town council that as you are now the official Chinchilla trainer that you will be taking over and their services are no longer required.

The Chinchilla townfolk await your majestic arrival!



In my unofficial capacity I'm glad to meet you and welcome to Thing.