A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

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Post 96961

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Blimey... anyone keeping tags these days on how long this thread is getting?! smiley - bigeyes

*adjusts safety matting in front of the cannon smiley - magic
*puts clipboard away*


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Post 96962

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Yes yes, That's over and done with


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Post 96963

8584330

*eyes 2legs's clipboard suspiciously*

The length of a thread is a public safety issue?


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Post 96964

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

*looks at post number, realizes she might need to dust off the milestones entry soon smiley - wow*


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Post 96965

minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle!

smiley - cheesesmiley - cheesesmiley - cheese

minismiley - mouse


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Post 96966

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Hello Dear Mini, How are you?


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Post 96967

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I don't think the thread length provides any major health and safety issues... Although..... One could become quite dehydrated if attempting to read the entire thread from the beginning without sufficient supplies... : the thread shoudl probably carry a health warning to that affect smiley - snorksmiley - zen
*polishes smiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - wow


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Post 96968

bunnyfrog

I sense a cunning plan that involves making it law to read this thread before attending any public office, but also breaking all the water coolers in the building. Would certainly filter the truely determined civil servants...

I digress.
*smiley - schooloffish all over everyones faces*


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Post 96969

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Ha, My Name gives me a Resistance to fish Based attacks.
Now you will learn to fear the Almighty and Terrifying Wrath of..........THE EMU


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Post 96970

8584330

KOTF, seriously? The Emu? As in, "Oh, look, it's an ostrich!" "No, it's another large, flea-bitten, flightless bird?"

*secretly wonders if bunnyfrog doesn't have the right of it.*


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Post 96971

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Not Just The Emu, Its THE EMU.
Look If you're going to laugh at my weapons, inventions and Plans, Please do it right.


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Post 96972

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I've an old EMU 0404 if anyone has a use for one? smiley - geek


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Post 96973

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Does it still have the original power supply? smiley - geek


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Post 96974

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Its powered by the card bus, so doesn't need a seperate power supply... Although it does require the bispoke break-out cable, two in fact, and I am pretty sure I still have them... smiley - geek


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Post 96975

The Enabler

Um... license..? For these badgers?

It's... in my other evil labcoat.

smiley - run


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Post 96976

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Tis OK... I've a badger handling excemption certificate from the ministry of badger handling, and an advanced attack badger training certification from the badger attack ministry, so worse comes to worse I think that oughta cover us from any HSE implications, should the ministry of safety try and get tribal on us...

*pets badger* smiley - loveblushsmiley - spork


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Post 96977

The Enabler

But these are dangerous badger/squirrel hybrids... smiley - wah


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Post 96978

8584330

In that case, give it a handful of acorns.


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Post 96979

bunnyfrog

Everyone knows you can extract cyanide from acorns of course. Pity the badger/squirrel hybrids thrive on that kind of thing. I may actually have to weepp at your own folly.
But no, I shall inject some miniture koi carp into the veins of any who dare oppose my quest!


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Post 96980

8584330

Your Quest? You drive a Nissan?


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