A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
*mutters something about time wasters*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 18, 2008
*wanders over to DQ and the BBQ*
Hey! How'd you get my recipe for Casserole Falsename? That's a closely guarded secret! Although you will have ruined it with the turnips.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
DQ leave T.B cause if you read the menu youll be plesently surprised
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
may i take your order
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
you dont need to kill that T.B
*opens another suitcase revealing a prison facility within*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 18, 2008
You're putting Tony Blair in it? But that'll just make it taste like broken promises, false hope and deception.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
no this facility contains 3 million clones of you
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 18, 2008
I was talking to DQ
However you do realise that the immense intelligence housed within 3,000,000 clones of me would warp space time and give me super-dooper powers, don't you?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
yes well i cut out the brains
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 18, 2008
Mmm, brain soup? I'll have me some of that!
*Opens a tin of brains... what, you didn't think I meant human brains, did you?!* 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
yes, cloned t.b. brains or T.B clone brains
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Leave the brain inside TB, it adds spice and flavour to the BBQ.
...and no politicians on the menu 
- they're too slimy...
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
are you setting up a rival business or do you want to see the menu
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 18, 2008
ah, so whos the head of the thingites anyway?
KTOF
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minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Aug 18, 2008
probably clive the flying qstrich. he is the warlord anyway.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 18, 2008
"the immense intelligence housed within 3,000,000 clones of me"
Why, that's a combined IQ of... almost 120! 
Oh, wait. 
I put the decimal point in the wrong place. Forget I mentioned it. 
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8584330 Posted Aug 18, 2008
Don't worry Kipper, the long-running Thingite BBQ is simply part of the local business environment. All you need to do is distinguish your business in the market, offer items not available elsewhere. I'm sure your business will be a smashing success.
*notices the recipe printed on the back of the 5-pound sack of turnips - Casserole TB* 
Some closely guarded secret, TB.
Key: Complain about this post
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- 93562: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93563: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93564: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93565: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93566: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93567: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93568: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93569: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93570: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93571: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93572: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93573: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93574: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93575: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93576: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93577: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93578: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93579: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 18, 2008)
- 93580: 8584330 (Aug 18, 2008)
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