h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Because it's N3, and sometimes it goes slowly due to the large number of posts?

Pesonally I´d rather eat a frog than myself

...and, as stated above, s are not edible... we´re pure acid, fire proof and d*rn hard to catch

* flushes fuel glands*

quite right too.
BBQ generally sounds like a good plan though, I'm famished

for the

I pigged out on last night - ten (small) burgers in four huge buns.

Hey, it was the first meat I'd eaten in a week!

Anole was always good for a nibble though...

By the way I've been advised not to try & eat dragons. They don't like it.

He's a big softie really.

Hmpf

Blk! How many times do I have to tell you to be nice to your li´l bro...?

...or shall I let kitush continue her scientific cat experiments...

I am nice to him! I even gave him a bandaid that I found in the pool afterwards

Lady kitush, please increase your scientific knowledge...

Lord Claw, you may flee when ready. FLEE!

Thank you dragonqueen....*goes into a cupboard on the side marked DANGEROUS. DO NOT TOUCH. THE CONTENTS OF THIS CUPBOARD ARE SO LETHAL THAT WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW LETHAL!*

This I have to see!

"Lets fly," said the flea
"Lets flee," said the fly
So together they flew out a flaw in the flue.

* hoovers around, eagerly waiting for kitush´s experiments to start*

Why are you vaccuuming at a time like this?

...well I wasn´t exactly thinking of that kind of hoovering, but I could easlily vacuum the remains of you after kitush has finished her scientific duties.... if there will be any remains of course..

Well, normally I'd stand around in abject terror, like a rabbit in tharn, but since shes taking so long I think I'll wander off. See ya

i think that you are very sad

you spend far too much time infront of your computer

your favourite hobby is counting and polishing your super collection of antique spoons

i love spoons but i feel that a square would be more efficient what about you maybe a triangular spoon takes your fancy

badgers are also very cool

p.s quote of the week " lets all go to google.com "

i love rainforests

i am hungry i am going to make noodles