h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dustball rolls away.*

obviously not.

maybe i should stop talking to myself now and wait for someone else to come back to the thread. yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

voice: yes, very well thought through.

Galigan: Quiet you. get back to work.

im here...and im not a dustball :-p

sorry, didn't see you there.

voice: was she there before?

Galigan: what did i just say?

erm...galigan...do something about that voice..its creepily camp...

voice: careful, you're talking about a very dominant part of my psyche.

Galigan: i didn't say that! he did!

voice: shut up!

Galigan: oi, just whose mind is this?

voice: if i say mine will you hurt me?

Galigan: most certainly.

so...will you hurt him / it/ yourself/ your voice - how on earth do i refer to that thingmambyjig..

ooh dustball!

Galigan: i think it's a supressed part of my personality that split off. oh great now i'm a skitzo!

voice: that's right.

Galigan: i think i'll name you Stanley. i never did like that name.

Stanley: that's not very nice.

Galigan: i don't like you. and who said you could have a capital 'S'?

stanley: aww...

(damnit! that was supposed to be a .)

so stanley...tell me a little bit about yourself?
you too galigan...

stanley: well i don't have much of a past what with just being split off and forming myself a new image and all, but so far everything looks good.

Galigan: well aren't you full of yourelf.

Can I have my shirt back?

Galigan: here you go.

hehe...EC you look scary wthout a shirt..

interesting life story stanley...
galigan - how is the alien doing?

<<"galigan - how is the alien doing?">>

Galigan: oh he's fine. i think. actually i haven't heard from him in a while.

stanley:

Galigan: what?

stanley: nothing.

Galigan: ok.

*looks down his shirt*

where's he gone?! he's missing! my stomach looks perfectly normal!

stanley: he left. he told me to tell you. i guess i forgot.

Galigan: right! you and me, outside, right now!

stanley: after you.

Galigan: fine.

*storms out.*

stanley: i thought he'd never leave.

Galigan: *pokes head back in* oi, stan, if you're just a voice in my head how are you still in here when i'm not?

stanley: you know i hadn't thought about that.

Galigan: either way get your butt out here. i'm taking you home and we're going to have a little talk about your attitude.

stanley: yes 'mum'.

Galigan: RIGHT!!!

*chases stanley around the room and then out through the door again.*

stanley: *waving* bye everyone!

Galigan: #!*&/£!!!!!

erm...ok. you gotta deal with that stanley Galigan, else he'll get a big head...show him who is the boss!

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