h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah. I was referring to the Evil Army janitor. He won't complain about cleaning this mess up

We are number two! A big fragrent number two!

Who is the Evil Army janitor, and why won't he mind?

EC, did you eat the hamsters again?

That was a narrow escape. It's lucky I was able to give the the slip by disguising Fluffy Pink Rabbit to look like me, so they would take him away instead of me. Actually, FPR *wanted* the assignment, because his friend Harvey is at the Happydale Home for the Bewildered, where the bring their patients.

Hes dead. But we keep paying him. And stealing his donuts.

- Dhimitri

I've actually been in more of a lizard mood lately

- Paul

Yes. I've yet to see an obese escape. Cool that you've adopted my new nickname for you

You have far too little to do to keep yourselves busy....

Why not build a place to worship me instead of confining having monosyllabic excesses?

Out of toilet paper? By the way boys, did you remember to soak the paper in industrial grade glue-cement?

<> [EvilClaw]

It's much harder for the obese to escape, that's why. Trust me, you wouldn't want to see it.

<> [Dragonqueen]

You are too kind.


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We know how modest and unassuming you are, and that you would much rather see someone else be worshipped...

You could always worship the Supreme Creator of Life, the Universe, and Everything! ... Or you could worship godben.

I thought s only worship themselves!

Nonsense! Cats allow people to worship us while giving praise to the true god: the can opener

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Nobody is going to worship *anybody* on this space station - if you do, the orbit will detereriate!

There's an 'anti-idolatry' field on this thing!

You can be as fabulous as you like, of course! all you want!

And, queen, you are too fabulous to need a cult!

How about a culture?

NOOOOOOOOOO! He was *sniff* a true master of the Schwartz!

Even without strawberries?