A Conversation for Haiku Challenge!!!

SciFaiku

Post 41

Dances with Wools

Sorry, couldn't resist myself:

Your tune sucks bigtime
Bakula from quantum leap
can't get the work now


next: "Enterprise" (why not?)


SciFaiku

Post 42

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Enterprising fools
Boldly going where no man
Has gone to before

(Come on - that was easy)

Slightly harder: Vogon Constructor Fleets


SciFaiku

Post 43

deackie

They hang in the air
Exactly the way bricks don't.
Must build a bypass.

smiley - erm The Day of the Triffids


SciFaiku

Post 44

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

hey deackie, long time no see smiley - hug

Take over control.
Humans irresponsible.
Slavery safer?

nt: Dr Dan Streetmentioner


SciFaiku

Post 45

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Dan Streetmentioner
Doctor of the verb tense forms
Wrote a boring book

and...

Hotblack Desiato


SciFaiku

Post 46

Saavik2

Desiato (H):
Rock star famous for being
Dead for tax reasons.


SciFaiku

Post 47

Saavik2

Oops!

NT: The Shoe Event Horizon


SciFaiku

Post 48

Miztres

I'd completely forgotten about this...blocked it out of my mind, blindly disregarding the colapse of western civilisation. I don't know if this fully covers the topic, but here it goes:

Only garbage shoes,
What is this place coming to?
Soon only shoe shops.

nt:multidimentional universe

smiley - wizard


SciFaiku

Post 49

deackie

smiley - erm Bit rusty so apologise in advance

Just four dimensions?
Maybe not. Multiple ones?
Infinite options.

nt. Big Brother's watching you

smiley - rainbow


SciFaiku

Post 50

Deep Black

How’s this:

The cameras on
And for conspiracy nuts
George Orwells your man

>Star Gate


SciFaiku

Post 51

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Travelling through space
And occaisionally through time
Earth's explorers - ace!

Next: the Tok'ra (from Stargate)

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Voting open now at A781184 *


SciFaiku

Post 52

Miztres

Aloof, superior.
Don't expect technology,
But, have any spare hosts?

nt: solar flares (that always do kooky things to the Stargate)

smiley - wizard


SciFaiku

Post 53

Miztres

Aloof, superior.
Don't expect technology,
But, have any spare hosts?

nt: solar flares (that always do kooky things to the Stargate)

smiley - wizard


SciFaiku

Post 54

Deep Black

What are solar flares?
In a non-Sciencey speak,
Their “Great Balls of Fire”

Next: Lister from Red Dwarf


SciFaiku

Post 55

AlexK the Twelve of Motion

Lister from red dwarf
Sounds like a cool character
I wish I knew you

nt: full impulse


SciFaiku

Post 56

Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants>



Artificial man;
he with one striving goal:
strives to be human.

Next topic: Alien abductions


SciFaiku

Post 57

Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants>

Oh bum, didn't notice there was than one page. That was to the end of the first page of this forum.

Right, Full impulse then.

"Engage, full impulse."
The ship sped out of orbit,
Onwards, thourgh the sky.

Next topic: alien abductions


SciFaiku

Post 58

Pete, never to have a time-specific nick again (Keeper of Disambiguating Semicolons) - Born in the Year of the Lab Rat

Nobody believes
People who come home to say
"We are not alone!"

nt: Known Space (Larry Niven)


SciFaiku

Post 59

philbo baggins

What is a Ringworld?
Like a hula-hoop in space
A REALLY BIG one

NT: The first law of robotics (Asimov)


SciFaiku

Post 60

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

Hey robot bully,
Hurting or harming humans,
Just is not allowed.

nt: Lightspeed, breakability or variability thereof.


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