h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

android doctor
from a "star trek", or else bits
of information.

nt: Nueromancer(spelling? oh well, hopefully you know what i mean)

maybe not. Neuromancer(got the spelling wrong the first time) is a science fiction book by William Gibson. it's about a hacker. of course that's way oversimplified. i *think* it coined the term cyberspace.

Hackers dont haiku,
Them Gibson fans dont haiku:
Thread lies abandoned.

nt: deep vacuum of empty thread space

Not a single star!
Just abandoned threads - cold and
dead as space itself.

Next: The hairdo of Princess Leia and/or Queen Amidala.

Hoths Frozen Plains make,
Leia's built in ear muff hair,
Fash'nably useful.

nt: The role of extensive facial makeup in StarTrek.

ok ive just stumbled on this but ill give it a go:

If make up wern't used
then ev'ryone would be human
What would be the point?


well at least i tried!!!

NXT: balck holes (changing the subject a bit)

Well lets face it, they still all look vaguely human - 2 legs, 2 arms,2 ears, 2 eyes one mouth ect ect....

welcolm by the way, to this humble thread

Stephen Hawkins says:
Black holes are fact not fiction.
Black sky night hoovers.

nt: slavery in the future

thats just mean!! im blonde so thanks for the really hard topic!! never mind i'll try:

people own people
but thats not just the future
it is happ'ng now

nxt: marvin the paranoid android (yes i now this has been done already but hes so fabulous hes deserves another one....)

<aside gtg now 'till the 'morrow!!

sorry - no really . See ya tomorrow then

Tank killing hero,
Blues poet and metal man,
Marvin we just love you.


nt: transformers, robots in disguise

children's playthings, now,
but in the future, who knows?
there could be real ones.

the books of your favorite scifi author-who-is-not-DNA

Hey Wayfarer, how are you ? thats a tricky one....


Astronaughts please note:
The moon is a harsh mistress;
Beware tanstaafl!

nt: could we cope with a first contact?

be kind to me, my first ever attempt at haiku

Robert Rankin knows
About time travelling sprouts.
Barry saves the world.

Rogue computers

oops, simulpost (sort of)

what would they be like?
would we even recognize
them as sentients/

computers, gone rogue:
a popular topic, but
realistic? think not.

nt: is there life on Mars?

yay deackie simpulpost huzzah

Who built the canals?
microorganisms need
trillion lane roads?

nt: laughing in the face of science

David Bowie asked
'Is there life on Mars?' It seems
To be just red rock.

An alien visiting your home town

oops, managed it again vp, must be some psychic link I really am going to bed now, honest!

an alien comes,
and, in defience of all
known rules, floats! magic.


oh, pick your own topic.

Dreams wait forever,
Sleep shall beckon us hither,
Deackie go to bed

nt: something kinda sciffy ish

I am curious
Picard you are my mentor
Lore is my brother


Next: "Enterprise"