A Conversation for Haiku Challenge!!!
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 5, 2001
Well chimney me hat!
If it 'aint Mary Poppins
'neath me fore poster.
nt: What Napolean Boneparte likes to do with peanut butter.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 5, 2001
Why is Bonaparte's
right hand hidden? The peanut
butter sandwich in't.
Next topic: Where is the Queen's private supply of peanut butter hidden?
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 5, 2001
Back of the palace-
Inside seven fat corgis.
Keep quiet about it.
nt: What fieldmice like to do with drinking straws.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 6, 2001
The mouse loads the straw
He aims it high to hit folks
And hits folks with peas
Next: Where George Bush hides his chocolates
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 6, 2001
Bush forces Piglet
to eat choclates while Bach plays.
Someone tell the world.
nt: why Niel Armstrong favours light Jazz.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Sep 6, 2001
Neil Armstrong likes Jazz,
but real Jazz is to heavy.
He must go with 'Light'
Next: Christopher Robin's plan to kill Winnie-the-Pooh.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 6, 2001
Pooh. Some honey pots.
A big cage. Eyore paid off.
Large club. Pit. Over.
nt: Why President Bush is scared of Turkeys.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 8, 2001
The brain-less George Bush
Hates to be around Turkeys
He feels 'stupidesque'
Next: What Tom Hanks found in the garbage
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 8, 2001
An "I Love Me" shirt.
Couple of dog tags. oscar.
Bawx o' chaawclayts.
nt: What Brad Pitt said when he couldn't find the remote control for his tv.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 10, 2001
Brad Pitt by the tube,
On the set of that film SNATCH
Incoherent speech
Next: Julia Robert's role in the next StarWars movie.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 10, 2001
Julia will play:
An alien. Smart but cute.
squashed by Han Solo.
nt: Quentin Tarantino's fridge magnets.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 11, 2001
Quentin's magnets are
Of a gun, a needle, and
A really fast car.
Next: How Mary Todd Lincoln (Abe's wife) took care of her undergarments.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 14, 2001
She brushed them with cheese
And left them hung in the breeze.
Abe usually hid.
nt: the only thing that ever made Harrison Ford laugh.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Sep 14, 2001
Harrison Ford laughs
When androids are run over
by ancient boulders
Next: Tim Burton's wish list...
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 15, 2001
Tim's Christmas list: Fir
tree hung with skulls;scissor hands;
bat cape; Pee Wee's bike.
Next topic: Bicycles, tightropes, the Grand Canyon
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted Sep 15, 2001
What stunt-guys do with
girlfriends, bikes, ropes, after stunts,
in Canyon'-bottoms?
nt: stunt-guys, bottoms, and political correctness
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Sep 15, 2001
He, she, or it may
Use a tight-rope, and perhaps
Fall on their fannies
Next: Teachers, Nostradamus, and gas
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 15, 2001
One day: a teacher
will find a bottle of Coke
with no gas in it.
nt: Lou Ferrigno's guide to flower arranging
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Sep 18, 2001
But you won't like me
Even if I make posies
It will make me mad
Next: investigating ET, Big Bird, tickling
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
daisylou: Keeper of All Things Southern Posted Sep 18, 2001
UFOs descend
seeking intelligence? NO!
Tickle Me Big Birds!!!???!!!
nt: lemon creme pie, baby chimps, traffic light stuck on red
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- 641: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 5, 2001)
- 642: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 5, 2001)
- 643: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 5, 2001)
- 644: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 6, 2001)
- 645: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 6, 2001)
- 646: Julie Andrews (Sep 6, 2001)
- 647: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 6, 2001)
- 648: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 8, 2001)
- 649: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 8, 2001)
- 650: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 10, 2001)
- 651: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 10, 2001)
- 652: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 11, 2001)
- 653: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 14, 2001)
- 654: Julie Andrews (Sep 14, 2001)
- 655: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 15, 2001)
- 656: Kumetanzuka the capricious (Sep 15, 2001)
- 657: Julie Andrews (Sep 15, 2001)
- 658: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 15, 2001)
- 659: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Sep 18, 2001)
- 660: daisylou: Keeper of All Things Southern (Sep 18, 2001)
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