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Post 501

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Yipeee! here we go:
wrist raising and raising hell
in the union bar.



nt: the morning after the night before.


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Post 502

Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout)

I drank my fill and
danced till dawn but I know that
my head will hurt ouch.

Next: Bank holidays


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Post 503

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Holidays are when
the stores are open, but banks
are closed, so no cash.

Next topic: special sales


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Post 504

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

All is one pound now,
in the special world sell off.
No value remains.

nt: controversial?


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Post 505

Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout)

and the day after that
god said let there be cream cake
god was a woman

next: comedy



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Post 506

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Ha ha ha ha ha
comedy should be funny
turnips make me laugh?


Next topic: How to get moderated!


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Post 507

Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout)

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Post 508

Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout)

Sorry about the language folks, I submitted the above in the hope that it would be moderated, I reported the entry myself and was told that it does not contravene the house rules.

Next: a jolly haiku for the nice moderators themselves


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Post 509

Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout)

Ooops, now they have decided it does.


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Post 510

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A moderate
in someone wih no extreme
opinions, they say.

Next topic: If toads really sat on toadstools


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Post 511

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Pull up a mushroom-
Said he toad to a she toad.
Hey, fun guy! she said.

nt: balloon animals.


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Post 512

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

Here goes, little girl!
Is it a poodle you want?
Squeak, twist, and it's done!

next: fans that make too much whirring noise


smiley - fairy


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Post 513

Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout)

too hot need my fan
sleep aludes me damn the thing
the whir scares sandman

Next: queues


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Post 514

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Whichever I join
The other queue moves faster
and is happier, too.

nt: Country and Western Music

<smiley - smileyTrue Roo- I muse too:
Calliope inspired people to epic poetry, I alas, inspire them to gibberish- ahh well.>


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 515

Ommigosh

The bar lady said,
"We got both kinds of music,
Country AND Western".


(where did that come from?)

next topic: sunglasses


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Post 516

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

Some like them, some not.
Opinions on dark lenses.
often polarise.

nt: e=mc2


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Post 517

Kumetanzuka the capricious

Everyone knows the
famous formula -- but do
they know what it means!?

nt: sugary breakfast cereals


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Post 518

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

On 'no-crumpets' days
I like to consume sugar
And maybe maize too


hmmmmm.....smiley - erm



smiley - fairysmiley - angel *sitting with princess hair in a top with princess on smiley - smiley*


Haiku Challenge!!!!

Post 519

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

oops! next can be on when the computer is finally free and no one is online smiley - sadface


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Post 520

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.....
Hello? .. Hello? ... Hello? .. Hmmmmmmm
Tap... tapity...

nt: where is everyone?


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