h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Kinda like a good mixed drink then, eh ?

*Takes the hint and mixes up some drinks...*



*Looks around at the masses of slain s... * I think I'll take some of the !

*gulps down assorted hints*

hmmm, much like korskenkorva

*goes to take another swig of Higly Explosive, but finds out the bottles empty*

Oh well, I guess I'll just have a or two, and a few large packets of . . .

On second thought, just the s will do for now.

Well, it's beginning to get smelly here with all those mouldering s. Where to next?

i could use a bath

but then i could years ago already, so that shouldn't stop us

A spaceship would be a better getaway vehicle than a bath, surely? ... unless you were planning to show a clean pair of heels ...

if we have flying saucers why can't we have flying bathtubs?

You have a good point! They could tap into the Universal SEP Field without draining their own resources.

there was a rather good bathtub on that ship that crashed into earth...

personally i'd rather a huge spa bath with some (initially) semi naked but thats just me

maybe we can find the starship titanic somewhere. it is said to have luxury bathing quarters decorated like something from the victorian era

Well ... if people used to summon wet weather with a rain dance, perhaps we should try a tap-dance.
*Laughs like a drain.*

did someone mention a tap?

?

i hope it's next to the bath rather than in it

Any semi-naked s are going to get the 'Antonio' treatment...

if they are lucky, and senor banderos is available at the time, and ms. banderos is unaware and...and...and...

and if we don't catch them first

not quite the treatment Mari had in mind i suspect

since you seem to have taken a dislike to the idea of semi naked i guess we will have to find naked ones instead

but that takes all the fun out of it i have enjoyed gift-unwrapping ever since gave me my first

*tosses the mouldering - and smouldering - corpses into a handy waste bin*

I vote we stay right here. Drink up the planet's eniter supply of s and other alcohol, then nuke the site from orbit.

. . . what? It's the only way to be sure they don't follow us!

interesting idea, Zeek. We don't have a nuke, though. The UN threatened to put sanctions on us, then they bribed us with a never-ending supply of and . It was an offer we couldn't refuse.

I know where to find naked s for you gentlemen... Planet O. The O is for Opera.. you will be astounded at the voices and girth of the resident s on Planet O.



Shall we?