A Conversation for Deimos (BFG HQ.)
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mari-rae Posted Jun 10, 2006
When I read about her in the books, all I could think of was piggys. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 14, 2006
three little piggys went to market...
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Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Jun 14, 2006
*quaffs a shot of Higly Explosive*
Eh, I'd rather have Eccentrica's sister, Etcetera Gallumbits.
*pours another shot of Higly Explosive, quaffs same*
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mari-rae Posted Jun 15, 2006
*Edges away from Zeek in case he's thinking of lighting a ===#~~~~*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 15, 2006
*the mere thought turns zeek into a 
*
there are 
s in the hallway, zeek, go get'em 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 16, 2006
* "persuades" the barkeep to bring two easy chairs and a small table and serve 
and s for mari-rae and himself and relaxes while zeek puts up quite a show*
excellent, zeek. brilliant 
i love the way you singed that 
mother of a with your left nostril
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 16, 2006
*orders more 
and kegs and passes around numerous water ballons*
mind you, these are not filled with water
they are filled with gasoline
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mari-rae Posted Jun 19, 2006
*Sips her 
, nibbles a , and lobs a gasoline filled balloon toward the s. It bursts upon them.*
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Kes Posted Jun 19, 2006
*Slugs back several s, lobs a packet of at the s ... and then worries about what he just chewed.*
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Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < Posted Jun 19, 2006
Hey, cool - fire breath!
*FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
*several s turn into *
*many more s flee, leaving only one stadning anywhere near the door - but this one doesn't look much like the fleeing monsters, as she has a much more . . . interesting . . . . outfit*
*Zeek looks - rubs eyes - looks again*
. . . Naah, couldn't be. I think I need another drink.
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mari-rae Posted Jun 22, 2006
*Looks down at her cowgirl outfit; twirls her six-shooters and reholsters them. She adjusts the fringe on her little cowgirl skirt and straightens her 5 gallon hat.* 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jun 27, 2006
wnoders what he has walked into...
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mari-rae Posted Jun 27, 2006
*Takes aim at a slavering just behind Linus's shoulder.*
BLAM!
Got 'em!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 27, 2006
*lobs a few gasoline filled ballooons at the and celebrates midsummer*
anyone for 
s 
?
(i was just told the other day that of all the sick and perverted BFG's i ranked about 6 )
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jun 28, 2006
yes but that was out of five
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mari-rae Posted Jun 28, 2006
*Opens packets of to go with the s.*
Did they mean Big Gun, or Big Fr****ly Giant? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 28, 2006
well, a little of this and a little of that, i guess 
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- 7661: mari-rae (Jun 10, 2006)
- 7662: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 14, 2006)
- 7663: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Jun 14, 2006)
- 7664: mari-rae (Jun 15, 2006)
- 7665: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 15, 2006)
- 7666: mari-rae (Jun 16, 2006)
- 7667: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 16, 2006)
- 7668: Kes (Jun 16, 2006)
- 7669: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 16, 2006)
- 7670: mari-rae (Jun 19, 2006)
- 7671: Kes (Jun 19, 2006)
- 7672: Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits < (Jun 19, 2006)
- 7673: mari-rae (Jun 22, 2006)
- 7674: Kes (Jun 26, 2006)
- 7675: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jun 27, 2006)
- 7676: mari-rae (Jun 27, 2006)
- 7677: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 27, 2006)
- 7678: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jun 28, 2006)
- 7679: mari-rae (Jun 28, 2006)
- 7680: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 28, 2006)
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