h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess the whole Heaven is not much active. There's quite some archangels around, they are just not in business anymore. Doing some other stuff.

I could declare myself an honourary guardian angel

Do you think I could get away with that? Just until one comes back

*giggles*

You could try.

I'll update my PS then. See how long it is until someone pops in and says something about it.

So now, we wait for for someone to complain.

You could of course go to Heaven A467570 and loot the Wing's Bar... You may even find some archs there.

I will try that, thank you.

You're welcome.

Even though it's closed and there has been somewhat of a looting going on....

Yeah... Told you, Heaven is a bit out of business.

Did you know about the vandalism?

Well, yes, I didn't know about that cople years ago. I had forgotten about it though.

Ralph's rather inexpert rendering of moustaches does nothing to add to the atmosphere of the place, which is ultimately, dead

What to do..

Well, for a start you could rub the marks off. It might encourage people to use the bar again. And maybe then reacquire some liquid stocks.

Mee-ee-ee? That sounds too much like w*rk.

Then I shall do it, unless there is a GA of stiff drinks?

Go and see: A856596

Well there is a Saint Petunia of Free Spirits.

I'm not sure if that's what was meant by free spirits but there's no-one else to ask.