h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*whispers* OK GB Who will I thank then?

s GB while she still recognises her and s Bob too, why not?

Um, definitely please! I have a feeling if I drink that continually until tomorrow, I might do more than *almost* trip though.

*Images of herself saying "thanksh GB...Oopsh I mean uh... Easchter Bunny", putting her wings on crooked, and flying around in circles until she slams into a wall*

*wakes up* "Woah"

sounds fun
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I'm pretty excited too, after tomorrow, I can have more be a-flutter than just my heart! Think I'll have a too - just practicing for tomorrow ...

I just want to hunt down Easter Eggs... YAY!!!

~starts replacing the easter eggs which have already been scoffed bymouthed Angels!~
I missed my breakfast this morning
Oh, well, I'll have aand some
Cheers!

~almost falls over aOttox!~
What the....
Oh, my, he sure knows how to party!
Any other bodies in here already?
Now, who can I get to tidy up?

*[Herald of Heaven] floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Tsk, tsk, can't have this....*uses elf <magic*

*furniture, glasses, eggs and saints swirl around, being neatly placed in their right places, eggs disappear, and saints are carefully dropped into comfy armchairs*

You require my services?
~looks down at theOttox~
~picks him up & carries him to a couch~
~covers him with a blanket and places a pillow under hishead~
Sleep well, dear Ottox.
Awake refreshed...

Now, I must go dress in my...."Bunny Girl" outfit.
I bought it especially to impress Sidney Kidney, and he's not even here.
Oh well, maybe someone might like to take a photograph of me in it, and send it to him.


I will return.

~returns dressed in black spandex, with rabbit ears perched on her head~
~wiggles her white bunny tail and jangles her "I LOVE SID" bracelet~
When does the ceremony begin?

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It begins now!
~hops to the podium~

~looks around at all the assembled Saints and Saints-to-be~

Please step forward, Beelzebub.
~raises sword tentatively between paws~
~wrinkles nose~
This outfit is ratherish!

touches Beelzebub gently on the shoulders and a pair of shiny black wings appear on his back.
~looks at themarks around his mouth & raises one eyebrow, Roger Moore-style {very difficult wearing ahead}
I hereby pronounce you the Patron Saint of Fallen Angels

*lines up the soon-to-be-angels and makes sure their mouths are wiped*

Here, Saint Titania, there's another mouth to wipe...

Saint Beelzebub trots off the podium followed by numerous

Would Sabryn come forward please?
~wrinkles whiskers~
ooh! This costume!
~rubs nose with paw~

*escorts nervous-looking Sabryn to podium*

Don't worry, I'm sure the bunny won't slip with the sword...

*wipes Beelzebubs mouth*

*looks at the chocolate-smeared mouths of all the little following Beelzebub, but decided that it's just too much work*

Sabryn hobbles towards the podium, dressed as Quasimodo.
shudders.
The sword flies through the air with relative ease now, and touches Quasimodo {I mean, Sabryn} on each shoulder...
I hereby pronounce you the Patron Saint of Freaks and Geeks.
~garishly-coloured wings sprout on Quasimodo's back~
~a misshapen halo appears above his head~
Sabryn struggles to get up from the kneeling position {well her lump almost makes her topple over}
helps her up and hands her into the safe arms of the awaiting Herald of Heaven...

*escorts Dancer to the podium*

*supports Sabryn*

Oh, I think your lump is slipping off...

*adjusts it*

There, that's better!

*flutter of wings*

*Kasia comes in, dressed like a bunny girl: yellow with rainbow ears*

Aah! the ceremony already is going on

*Kasia catches some ...*

smiles at the girls!
How pretty you all look!
Won't the malebe sorry they were late!
~looks at Seven of Nine in black spandex~
Hmmmmmm

Dancer!

Suddenly I feel *so* good!
Please kneel, while I prepare to give you an extra-special halo

*Jeremy, PS of Asymmetric Hyrochronology, flies in, carrying a small wooden box containing 4 bottles of excellent Grappa*

I hope I haven't missed too much of the sainting ...

Dancer kneels in front of
raises the sword & touches Dancer lightly upon each shoulder.
I hereby pronounce you Patron Saint of Making People Feel Good About Themselves...
A glorious pair of shiny white feathered wings appear out of Dancer's back.
I'm sure your services will be much in demand, Saint Dancer.
Here is a halo I made myself, especially for you.
It is the shiniest halo ever made, and it's so people can always find you.
~places halo on Dancer's head~