h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay! they will not bother us anymore

Jeremy, shall I help you??

Okay, must be off now) will come later again to congrat all new Saints

Have fun!

*flutter of wings - Kasia Leave*

*escorts to the podium*

You look absolutely stunning in your new gown, dear...

orsteps forward...to tremendous applause from the assembled saints...

That's the moment I've been waiting for ...

Sorry that I wasn't too big a help with all those sheep ...

I didn't want to miss a single moment of what's going to happen now!

(nim comes out of swoon and starts looking for her glasses)
I've lost count of the new male GAs! Help!
Inkwash, I'm a feline and right now two-legged! Over here!
(waves at SMorB, and continues looking for her glasses without whom she will not be able to properly appreciate the new GAs - unless someone describes them...(hint, hint))

You are so familiar to me, I already think of you as andear!
~wields sword gently~
~taps SMorB upon each shoulder~
or, I hereby pronounce you to be the Patron Saint of Introspection.
A brand-spanking-new pair of gorgeous feathery wings appear on SMorB's back to match hergown.
A sparkly halo appears over her head.
The males whistle from the audience.
The applause starts andortakes a bow.
A standing ovation!

smiles as she watches SMorB walk off with Jeremy
*waves paw at nim*
Nice to see you recovered, dear.
Yes, you can go have a drink with Saint Inkwash!
*After* the ceremony!

*Jeremy rushes forward and tries to be the first one to St. *

I hope this doesn't disturb the ceremony, and if it does, I don't care, sorry

Go right ahead, Jeremy, I'll get mylater
~glances over at The Great Luna, deep in conversation with Seven of Nine~
Someone should tell that girl about the birds and the bees...


What's all that noise? Breaking glass???

*Runs in - late as usual!*
Hi S,MoB! Said I'd get here! Welcome!

*starts escorting Shea to the podium*

*Shea, however, trips over her own feet, falls, fumbles for support, manages to grab hold of Titania's dress...*



*...and tears it off, revealing...*

*...a pink dress, with the cutest little pink fluffy tail*

Oh.....it was to be a surprise for the party afterwards...

Oh well, I'd better put these on too, then... *fits a pair of pink ears on head*

Don't worry, dear...*pats Shea's hand reassuringly, since Shea is looking absolutely devastaded*...no harm done...

~glances at Archangel Kes~
Yahoo messenger isn't playing today


Archangel Kes, would you please escort Shea the Sarcastic to the podium?

~hops behind podium to retrieve camera & quickly takes a snap of Titania in her gorgeous outfit~

watches as Archangel Kes helps Shea to the podium.
looks as ancam drops out of Shea's dress.
hops down & retrieves thecam and hides it behind the Big Chair.
I'll look at that later
Anyone with any guilty consciences, form an orderly queue round the back ~after the ceremony~

~lifts sword~
~wrinkles nose~
Ooh! This is sooooooish!

OOPS!
Er, is there aorin the room?

watches asSt.Justin attends to Shea.
I'm so sorry, Shea, I hope you will forgive me?


ooh, sorry!
Shall I do this without the sword?

Shea nods weakly.
Thank you,Justin!
Good job you were here....
Now then, Shea the Sarcastic, I hereby pronounce you to be the Patron Saint of the Klutzy...
~affixes wings to Shea's back, and attaches lop-sided halo to her head~
Now, would anyone like to carry Saint Shea back to her seat?
She looks a trifle pale to me...

Who's next?
~looks at Golden Book~
I see!
This is the one who is responsible for the c****d up yahoo messenger this morning is it???

(after hearing the breaking of some glass, nim gives up searching for her glasses and squints around)
hmmmm - a vulcan? are any klingons dropping in later on? Or maybe GB has hidden some in the easter eggs...
(goes egg hunting because cannot see ceremony without glasses )

*while Archangel Kes gently carries Shea away, the Herald of Heaven escorts Trin, who's wearing an elegant dress sparkling with s, to the podium*

OK Shea ... lets watch the rest of the ceremony
link permitting!!!!

AmI 2 late?
Did I miss anything good?
Am i Saint yet?

I was out for a drink last night and today I coudln't get up!

Trin