h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think i mean The Daddypants. DP would be the abbreviation for DaddyPants. Or Dairy Products, Dandruff Protection or perhaps Doing Pudding.

Does anyone want to do pudding with me?

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pj

pudding? you mean icecream etc?

UTOPIA CAFEBAR PUDDING MENU

Jam-Roly Poly
Death By Chocolate
Steamed Lemon pudding
Fruit Salad
Boozy Fruit Salad
Berry Boozy Fruit Salad
Ice Cream - Mint, Choc-chip, Tutti-Fruitti and banana
Juicy Mango
Greek Yoghurt with museli, nuts and honey
Strawberries and Cream
Spotted Dick
Baked Alaska
Schwarzewalde kirsche torte
Chocolate Foundue with banana, strawberry and blackcherries to dip
Lemon Meringue Pie
Apple Meringue Pie
Anything Meringue Pie
Apple Pie (made to your mother's recipie / bought from her usual shop)

im not a pudding person.

I am, after all, wearing the daddy pants.

hit me with some optimism

Ok. Please read the re-written entry about the UCb, http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A465842

Then go to the offite UCb, and on the resources page try something like LifeWeb by Elisabet Sahtouris. Read the Intro to her book, EarthDance. (Here'a quick snippet for ya)

"As corporations, which play such a powerful determining role in our species’ behavior as a whole; understand and abide by the sustainable survival principles of living systems, their goals will come into
harmony with our personal and community goals. We can then mature like other species from competition to cooperation and build a human society in which the goals of individual and community, of local and global economy, of economy and ecology are met. This will shift us out of crises and into the happier, healthier world of which we all dream. Let it be so!"

Then come back to me, as grumpy as you can. Go on, i double dare ya!

pj

i will come back, but after i revise...

Uncle H, I would appreciate it if you tell me if you can manage to access and post messages to the offline Cafébar, because it has been giving me a few problems recently. Between me and happy and jenny we'll have to straighten it out, but not everybody get the same problems so it will help if other people tell us what they experienced.

its just really, really, really, really slow.

I am not even getting in at the moment - but at other times I was able to get in easily and the site also worked quite fast, faster than h2g2 . Please try at some different times! I will discuss this with happy anyways. We have to get it to work well!

He saunters in proudly wearing his Puff Daddy Pants...what's this? Pudding filled Daddy-Pants on the floor? Optimism crying in the corner? Has a crime been committed here? This looks like a job for the gay-Japanese-body-building-cowboy-detective! Ooh, wait...it's just an S&M crunchie flashback. Can I have another please?

Sure you can.

*slides over the strawberry and mango ice crunch in a tall glass with a shot of vodka on the side*

Good to see ya.

*takes a large slice of squintuple chocolate gateux with chocolate ganache topping, choc chips, choc curls and chocolate leaves for decoration, and devours with gusto, washing it down with an ir(ish) coffee of two espressos and bailys.*

*waits for the sugar and caffeine and choccy rush to hit*

*magic*

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooohhhhh Yeah. mmmm

etc.

What do y'a fancy for pudding Jazz?

jazzz, your beginning to scare me...

Thanks Purple Jenny...I shall have a bit of that lemon meringue over there...that one, with the top slightly browned. Just a slice. Ah. Fear not oh grand funk ambassador...'tis merely a ruse I'm using to collect the asian version of the dole. By sounding off with a twist of teret's syndrome, most folks leave you alone...and in such haste that they usually leave their drinks behind...like that one...slurp.

I'll have the dish of the day.

*saunters up in y-fronts*
thats me, sir.

now thats 'style'

oh yeah...

should they creek like that when you walk ..?

not in theory

hmm....? [plug http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F19585?thread=98486&post=1032532#p1032532]