h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah yes, the main area of the Offices Vortex. This is the Ministry where we take care of all matters relating to science and technological issues. If you have any qualms about violent telephone booths or questions on how to stop that old power tower from spinning like a lunatic on its axis, don't hesitate to place your problems before us. Naturally, we do prefer to recieve praise, but even on h2g2 things don't always go quite as planned. We do appreciate your suggestions though, and if you feel that there's a suitable law to be passed, let us know!