h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It appears that the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is going to have competition in the future. It appears that soemone has combined a PC with a Coffee Maker (see link below)

Drink and enjoy!

http://www.pimprig.com/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=72

Robin,robin the hooded man.Dum,da,da,dada,da,da,da,dumda,dedadeda.Robin, robin of sherwood.

The minstrel makes a good point. I particularly found the "dumm, dumm dumm" to be quite compelling.

I am a poor,well not penniless exactly because of the castle, a poor LADY trapped in your century unable to return to 621ad despite my lute keeping the portal open because the portal is in the bedroom of a council flat in Hackney. The scoundrels that reside will not me into said residence because they claim I am the 'filth' and they will set the 'staff pit cross' on me. That particular curse was not widely known to Sir Merlin of the Taff so I have not been taught to combat it .As I say I am a lost desolate woman of good birth and Yours is the first kindness shown to me.....sob,sob.

Step right up, ladies and germs, and view the only one in captivity!
Part with your pence and enter herein!
Gaze in awe and amazement at the ninth wonder of the Boardwalk!
The One, The Only, The Amazing TOPIC DRIFT!

It is suggested that those with dropsy, pellagra, early hair loss, a late pregnancy and/or a heart condition take a dose of Dr. Forssbinder's Patented Leather Tonic before perusing the exhibit, just to be on the safe side.
Here it is, in a handy, easy-serve glass container, with safety-sealed cork stopper, for only 15p.
Provided here as a public service, for we want you healthy enough to move on to the next exhibit,
The Taffy-Pulling Harem Girls of East Acton...