A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 24, 2002
I'm still looking for pyramids
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 24, 2002
Psssst!
Wanna buy a pyramid?
::Pulls back the raincoat to reveal a row of pyramids hanging from the lining.::
Genuine from the Valley of Kings, no-one's noticed they're missing yet. Get them while they're hot. 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Oct 24, 2002
Got any choc-ices?
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Vip Posted Oct 24, 2002
Or Haagen-Daaz pralines and cream ice cream?
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Oct 24, 2002
or a porta loo? oh no too late
*runs off into side ally leaving everyone else to continue up the steps*
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Oct 25, 2002
*in the distanc eyou can hear a bridge collapsing. Amid the noises of tumbling masonry you can hear someone shouting, geting fainter by the second as he falls*
I CANT FLY YOU FOOLS!
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Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) Posted Oct 25, 2002
*looks bemused*
*eats a garlic sandwhich*
mmmmmm
so....where to now guys?
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Substitute Appearance Posted Oct 25, 2002
Is there any possible was that I can appear onto the scene?
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Vip Posted Oct 25, 2002
*jumps*
Aaaah! Are you safe? Do you wish to follow our quest?
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Oct 25, 2002
Yeah, it's safe, it's just us who are in trouble.
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Substitute Appearance Posted Oct 25, 2002
If I was safe, I wouldnt be here. Yes I wish to follow - that's it then, unless you are a very fast runner, I'm following!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 25, 2002
I'm not a particually fast runner, but insofar as hiding goes...
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 25, 2002
::Follows the group with a freezer strapped to his torso::
Would anyone like more ice cream so I can get rid of this chest freezer?
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Oct 26, 2002
It's okay, I'm all ice-creamed out.
Are we going back to the magic loo or are we heading back into another weird and spectacular py.........ramid.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Oct 26, 2002
*from far off on the mountain side there is the soudn of Sir Drunkendeath doing battle with a balrog*
I am the weilder of the secret booze, you cannot remain vertical!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Oct 26, 2002
BREAK OUT THE ABSYNTHE!!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Oct 26, 2002
"....battle with a balrog*"
Call for a plumber! (preferably one without an Italian accent)
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Oct 26, 2002
fly you fools, fly!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
YOU SHALL FALL OVER IN DRUNKEN STUPIDITY!
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Oct 27, 2002
Quick, everyone into the toilet!!!!
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- 801: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Oct 24, 2002)
- 802: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Oct 24, 2002)
- 803: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Oct 24, 2002)
- 804: Vip (Oct 24, 2002)
- 805: Sir DrunkenDeath (Oct 24, 2002)
- 806: Sir DrunkenDeath (Oct 25, 2002)
- 807: Cardinal Noah (is now back!!!) (Oct 25, 2002)
- 808: Substitute Appearance (Oct 25, 2002)
- 809: Vip (Oct 25, 2002)
- 810: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Oct 25, 2002)
- 811: Substitute Appearance (Oct 25, 2002)
- 812: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Oct 25, 2002)
- 813: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Oct 25, 2002)
- 814: silverygibbon (Oct 26, 2002)
- 815: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Oct 26, 2002)
- 816: Sir DrunkenDeath (Oct 26, 2002)
- 817: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Oct 26, 2002)
- 818: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Oct 26, 2002)
- 819: Sir DrunkenDeath (Oct 26, 2002)
- 820: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Oct 27, 2002)
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