h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay ay ay...

Just a little disorientated ed ed ed ed...

We're making beer at our house at the moment

The way it looks at the moment Either it will become something like beer Absinthe (ridiculously strong and make you hallucinate) or non-alcoholic

Well lets hope it's the former!

I'm sure my liver will disagree with you!

True, I suppose. I tend not to abuse mine too much.

*rasp*

whats wrong hamish?

*(Above in the micro brewery*

I wish they alowed alchohol in their kingdom, it'd be perfect otherwise (hic)

*Leans on wall*

*Trapdoor underneath opens"

oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnn!!!

No-o-o-o!! Where have you gone! Are you okay-ay-ay-ay....?

*In the dim light, in the far corner of the room, a coat is visible. On it lies a hat. Underneath it all there is a grone*

urh

*Gets up. There is a cut on my right cheek and a bruise on my forehead*

Right, erm.. (hic), I can explain everything, it's not really a (hic) micro brewery, that was just a joke (hic)

*looks around nervousely*

I'll believe you... but only if I can sample some...

*pulls out bottle from pocket*

This is a metheglyn (spiced mead). Dont drink to much, mead hangovers are the stuff of ledgends.

you wouldnt have a bandage would you? my head hurts.

*sniffs the liquid*

*the flutes and strings play mysical chords as she takes a sip*

*coughs*

Wow. Most impressed. Not that it exists, of course.

Here you go, sweetie...

*wraps a long piece of cloth around his head, having soaked it in cold water first, securing it with a safety pin*

Thankee fair maiden

*picks hat up off the floor, brushes off dust and puts it on bandaged head*

My pleasure, dear sir. Where doth our quest take us?

Verily, 'tis hard to tell, but the best bet now is to try to get out, and not od anything that could set off any more traps.

*leans on wall.*

*trapdoor below the entire company opens, and down they plunge into the depths*

oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaa|SPLASH!|

*bobs up and down*

CAN EVERYBODY SWIM???

*spies a pontoon slightly to their left*

*there is a splashing and roaring in the far corner*

no bloody lizard does that too me take that (thud) and that (crash)

*out of the gloom emerges Sir DD ont he back of a giant corocodile that is looking rayther the worse for wear and he is guiding it with a couple of ropes*

everyone jump on board