A Conversation for The Alabaster House

Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 101

Bluebottle

That explains everything!

<BB<


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 102

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Nahh, that's the scruffy little mongrel at the bottom of the pile of photographers!!!

The next issue of the FCAMSASC is due out straight after the Marrow on the 31st.

Get your photos here, read all about it...

*wanders off wondering if she can get away with a page full of premium rate phone numbers, racing results, horrorscopes & gossip about people no one has ever heard of*


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 103

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 104

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*looks around for the hand*


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 105

MaW

* wanders into the room and wonders what's going on *


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 106

friendlywithteeth

so....MaW comes along AFTER everything has happened....attempted murderer! smiley - smiley


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 107

MaW

* MaW gasps *

Oh no! That's awful!


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 108

friendlywithteeth

awfully cunning yes smiley - smiley


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 109

MaW

* eyes narrow *

That makes it sound like you're partially responsible.


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 110

friendlywithteeth

me... I was here all the time, how could I do it?

whereas you are as cunning as a fox, who is professor of cunning at McCunning University...


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 111

MaW

I think you've got me confused with someone else...

* changes into his bikini, cunning crafted from nothing at all *


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 112

friendlywithteeth

smiley - smiley and how very nice it looks!


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 113

MaW

smiley - biggrin


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 114

Peter aka Krans

smiley - laugh

So do we know who the culprit is yet? I'm sure the Secret Service will come down on him like a tonne of... a tonne of... rectangular building things. Yes.


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 115

Zak T Duck

Bricks?


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 116

Peter aka Krans

don't you read Terry Pratchett?


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 117

Zak T Duck

But of course smiley - smiley


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 118

Bluebottle

Which particular Terry Pratchett were you referring to?

<BB<


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 119

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Who's going to guard the Prez at the Marrow?


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 120

MaW

Not me - I won't be there. However, I can send some invisible penguin mages. They make excellent bodyguards, because the bad guys don't know they're there until they're lying flat on their backs and wondering where the fireball came from.


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