h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of course I tried to murder him! I lived in the same house as him for 4 years!

<BB<

About half as long as the best before date on the jar

Which particular scandal? It depends how many there are unnoticed.
*offers Croz a party pack jar of marmite and promotes Granny Weatherwax's Manchester Marrow*

But I had in mind the one reffering to the President using company funds to go skiing, his blatant out of office hours activities with a minister and his unofficial secretary. In fact several rather impeachable offences I would say!

Hey I object to the comment about Ian being past his best before date!!!

Btw, what unofficial secretary is he having affairs with?

You should know.

Oh...
Hum...
*runs off somewhere*

The guilty always run

*munches birthday and *

*mutters something about the press but fortunately nobody hears what, as his mouth is full*

*runs back in, snaffles some chocolate, grabs Peregrins arm and tugs him away to a secret hideaway*

*gets towed away* Ooh!

Security! Someone's trying to kidnap the president!

*Double takes*

False alarm, it's just the first lady, sorry.

*elbows the First Lady out of the way, grabs the Prez & gives him a biiiiig Granny & for his birthday *

There's one advantage to being a little old lady

I've been doing some investigating of my own: Scandal isn't really a p.i.!!! He just got a badge free with his/her cereal!! He/She also once had some grapes for tasting from a supermarket: without paying for them!!

hey dont elbow me out of the way! It was just fro his own good, besides with had our political discussions now...now where was that cake

*s Granny* Thanks

Oooh I bet Scandal is a Sun reporter...

hey, wheres my hug!
*looks indignant then wonders if she should look indignant if theres a reporter from the sun about*
nothing to see here move along please...
*whispers to Peregrin*
Am I being discreet enough sweetie?

*trips over her own clogs & bangs into the photographer from the Sport who barges into the photographer from the NoW, who collides with the photographer from the People, who smashes into the photographer from Hello, who elbows the photographer from Train-spotters monthly, who apporoaches Croz, who neatly side-steps the domino effect & gets a great snap for the FCAMSASC newsletter*

I can see the caption now: "Everyone is falling over themselves for incriminating photos"

I see that Scandal has run off with his tails between his/her legs?

He has a tail?