h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello! this looks interesting, don't mind if i have a go, do you?

's far as i can remember, i've been using the name Farlander, mostly for games when they ask for a name. sometimes Keyan Farlander, sometimes just plain Farlander or (less commonly) farlander. i go by the unlikely name of bugblaster when i go chatting, though would you please analyse this (without taking a peek at my personal site)? ta.

Here are my usernames...
cinnamon_spider, cinnamon_spider931976, vivica221, Laughingchick, super_serrated, IndiaHarris.
Could you give it a go, please? Thanks.

I wouldn't mind having mine done too please.

cough cough shakes off dust ..as no one seems to have come here to take over..i'll get the crystal ball back out and open for business on monday

throws a feather duster over to help out...

have a good weekend i shall look forward to hearing from you on monday

here, have my spare crystal ball, have a great weekend.

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Shocker 65....must work in something to do with electricity hence the name. Quite a sparky bloke? (sorry couldn't resist it)
65 is either your age your birth year ...as we we don't have a lot of older people on H2G2 by the law of averages i think it is your birth year which makes you mid 30's. Aagin by th law of averages you are probably married or have a partner. I think you live in a stormy place...hence also shocker..shocking weather. It probably varies between hot and hurricane type weather. In the current climate changes that could be anywhere in the globe so i won't guess.
Shocker also makes me think of electric guitars so I would think a musician.
You have had or still have an interest in Russia..perhaps you would like to visit there?You like to write..possibly songs maybe poetry.
I get the feeling you are looking for something ...perhaps you have found it ..you just haven't realised it yet. You are a good person but you tend to like an easy life so don't get too involved in arguements despite the name.
I'm a bit rusty but lat me know if I get anything right

Cinnamon spider...I had to yours next.It was haunting me. The name comes from a song. Cinnamon is a sweet spice...a little girl..( sugar and spice and all things nice, that's what little girls are made of)..but something happened to her to turn the spice into something dark...hence the spider. People think of spiders as living in dark corners ,hiding in their webs. but spiders can be nice too this one is cute!Hurting yourself won't make the pain go away.
You are poet and try to ease your pain by putting it down on paper.There is a goth on netgoth .org called cinnamon spider..I don't know if that is you but again it fits in with the dark image. there is also a design firm with the same name..so you have a creative side.
Not everyone you meet is going to hurt you there are some good people out there.
I am not sure whether you are young about 14 or older ...you may be trapped in 14 because of what happened to you and can't move on to older.I hope that makes sense.
Things do change and scars do heal..they don't go away they just become less vivid. I see a brighter future for you ...keep up the song writing.

Farlander..an adventurer,a traveller or at least in virtual life.
There is a garden toy tower called farlander..your ideal play place for knights and ladies in distress. There is also a board game about knights and adventures of the same name. you are a romantic at heart and would like to have lived in times when you could have gone on a quest.Now you undertake your quests in games.
I see something small....you work with something small..electronics perhaps or microscopes?You also like to play musical instruments..possibly woodwind or brass.
I don't know why i keep thinking of australia..perhaps you would like to go there or somewhere else with wide open spaces...on a horse perhaps?
You are still trying to find your way in the world,fairly young ,possibly a student. One day you may make great discoveries and there are always adventure holidays such as trekking in Peru, or white water rafting. You are an ok person ,just don't live in the virtual world so much you miss what is going on on RL.

Jodan...Is the name of a sword exercise ..do you have an interest in other cultures or warriors possibly Japanese? It is also the name of a musical band formed from 2 others. Perhaps you see yourself as being formed of 2 parts? A person with 2 lives..one in RL one in virtual.Or do you have 2 partners?
So an interest in music and I would say philosophy. Possibly a student.
There is also a technology firm called Jodan ,that deals in resins and bonding things....2 things again.
You have an interest in many things and a lively mind but don't try to do too much at once...take one step at a time and don't try to run before you can walk. Secrets have a habit of getting out so be careful who you tell them too.

Nonametraveller....you have obviously lived in different places from your birthplace. You are young, again possibly a student(we have a lot of students on H2G2 so not a hard guess)
You try to live life as a good person,try not to hurt others and love as well as you can. Not easy in the modern world.
You intend to travel more in the future but like to be a bit mysterious hence no name. It makes me think of a Clint Eastward film ,the man with no name, who rescued a village form bandits. I think you would like to be the enigmatic stranger who rides into town ,sorts things out, and rides out again without anyone finding out who you really are. nice trick if you can do it!
Perhaps living in different parts of the world has made you feel a stranger in your own country? No one is a stranger on H2G2 ..so you can be who you want to here.That's about all I can come up with for now.

I'm off for a now. let me know if any of it is right.

Hello Tabitca,

Thank you for your readings and your time, it is all very interesting and you have indeed got a lot of it right.

The age thing depends who you are talking to...talk to my nephew and i am pretty ancient!!....talk to my heart and i am extremely young....my head.....well thats another story!!

I am sure you are stroking my ego to an extent....anyway....stroked it is...lol...and thoroughly enjoyable too...more than happy to be seen as an enigmatic character doing good for others...take great pleasure from that.

I shall try to return the compliment by visiting your site to see who you are... whereupon i shall leave a note of greeting for you.

Thanks again for taking the time to 'work' on me.

LOL

lol tabitca, this is pretty good! let's see...

1. you are a romantic at heart and would like to have lived in times when you could have gone on a quest. Now you undertake your quests in games - i always *did* fancy all that swords and dragons stuff . probably comes from reading too much raymond feist! although i must admit that i like futuristic worlds a great deal better (suppose you never got the star wars reference i like to think of myself as an enlightened yokel lol)

2. you work with something small..electronics perhaps or microscopes? - bingo.

3. You also like to play musical instruments..possibly woodwind or brass - bingo. brass, that is.

4. I don't know why i keep thinking of australia..perhaps you would like to go there - *have* been to perth two years ago, loved it.

all things considered, that was pretty good

I scare myself sometimes when i get things right I couldn't have known..I once did some tests and they said I was an empath.....I don't think i could make a living from it though....madame Tabitca's magic ball

lol

Hiya
I was wondering if you could do an analysis on my user name please

venus and aphrodite are the same goddess with different names....do you sometimes feel like you are 2 people? don't worry we all feel like that sometimes..especially if lonely or stressed.
Well the goddess had two sides to her nature..in one she was a temptress with many lovers ,in the other an innocent virgin with a sweet smile. so a person who's been around for a while but still feels an innocent where the world or possibly other people are concerned.
This goddess caused wars over love..Troy was down to her or so legend says....have you been caught in a love triangle or battled with an ex wife/husband? (been there done that ..not doing it again!)
The venus de milo is a statue with no arms...do you feel you have no control at the moment....can't hang on to anything?
Venus the planet has a thick atmosphere that keeps most things out(that's why there are so few craters on venus unlike the moon), so perhaps you are developing a thick shell to keep people out.Not a bad idea just make sure you don't keep everyone out,there are some nice people about.
Aphrodite was said to regenerate things and calm the sea....so a creative side, growing and making things and are you sometimes a peacemaker for others?
I feel like you give too much of yourself away too easily and you must learn to hold some back so you don't get hurt.....you know a selfless person is a person with out a self.(there's nothing left of them,they are drained and lifeless having given everything of themselves away)
be kind to yourself but remember the child inside you has to grow up sometime or it will never cope with the tough business of living, and it will carry on getting hurt..