A Conversation for Does God have a beard?

What God

Post 1

Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession

God(s) can hardly have a beard (beards) if he/she/it/they doesn't (don't) exist, now can he/she/it/they?

Ans if God(s) does (do) exist(s), I have to believe that he/she/it/they has (have) better hygiene than that. smiley - tongueout


What God

Post 2

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

I should have liked to put that answer in myself...

If there were a God, he would have to be omniwhatsoever so he/she/it/they would and would not maybe or not have a beard. They would have and have not quite a lot (or little) as a matter of fact (or non-fact, that is...)

This is dingos kidneys.


What God

Post 3

Martin Harper

what is the correct term though? Omnibearded?


What God

Post 4

Tube - the being being back for the time being

Quasi-Omnibearded? As maybe there is no beard.


What God

Post 5

Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession

I think "God's Beard" might be a very amusing swear phrase for atheists, something akin to the "Pope's tits."

Ex:
"By God's Beard, what on Earth can are you talking about?"


What God

Post 6

Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02

The Hitchhiker I think is a book about questions. So we perhaps got the whole thing wrong:

If there are beards, there must be godEsses.


What God

Post 7

prinsesse

gee...i have never heard the expression reguarding the pope's tits.....interesting though....i thin k i shall have to use it once or twice....


Key: Complain about this post