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Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Sep 21, 2000
Is the real question that if he/she does have a beard does it habour mystical powers?
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Martin Harper Posted Sep 21, 2000
Well, clearly Douglas Adams is god.... but I haven't seen a recent picture of him... 
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DevanJedi Posted Sep 21, 2000
Look, if God is what people believe Him to be, then I don't think he has time to shave.
What with all the people asking him to listen to their prayers all the time? So the question is "Can God listen to prayers at the same time? Or can he chew gum and walk backwards at the same time?"
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Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Posted Sep 21, 2000
Hmm... I came in here looking to find a religious topic that would be both controversial and thought provoking and I find... this. It's a simple question with a simple answer. Since there is no God, there is no face on which to hang any hair. He is no more or less bearded than he is purple pin-striped.
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Sep 21, 2000
But we do not know, if there is a godEss or not. What have we been writing about at the FFFF for? I sometimes think I do not want an answer to the question.
What colour is it?
Fat Mammoth Posted Sep 22, 2000
If god did have a beard, would it be grey?
I mean, sure he's getting on a bit what with being how many billion years old, but even us mere mortals have discovered Just For Men. And how would it be styled? At the beginning of the century having a big long beard was pretty impressive, Freud Darwin etc. But now everyone has Richard Branson/Noel Edmunds style beards.
What colour is it?
Boo Posted Sep 22, 2000
I hope you're not suggesting that God should style his beard like Noel Edmonds!?
What colour is it?
Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Sep 22, 2000
Deffinitly of the eighth colour!
What colour is it?
Fat Mammoth Posted Sep 23, 2000
Beppe as god, that might just be enough to bring people back to religion!
What colour is it?
prinsesse Posted Sep 24, 2000
i think it would be long...like the typical wizzard's beard....and probably grey in colour...yeah...that would be distinguished
What colour is it?
Fat Mammoth Posted Sep 26, 2000
No no no no. Two problems, A if god is god, he will obviously have the power to stop himself going grey. B This is the 21st century, people see you with long grey beards now and they throw money in your hat.
What colour is it?
prinsesse Posted Oct 6, 2000
no....at least not over here...in wv....now in your country/state...9 dont know....
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