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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Started conversation Sep 21, 2000
God(s) can hardly have a beard (beards) if he/she/it/they doesn't (don't) exist, now can he/she/it/they?
Ans if God(s) does (do) exist(s), I have to believe that he/she/it/they has (have) better hygiene than that. 
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Sep 21, 2000
I should have liked to put that answer in myself...
If there were a God, he would have to be omniwhatsoever so he/she/it/they would and would not maybe or not have a beard. They would have and have not quite a lot (or little) as a matter of fact (or non-fact, that is...)
This is dingos kidneys.
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Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Sep 22, 2000
Quasi-Omnibearded? As maybe there is no beard.
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Sep 22, 2000
I think "God's Beard" might be a very amusing swear phrase for atheists, something akin to the "Pope's tits."
Ex:
"By God's Beard, what on Earth can are you talking about?"
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Sep 22, 2000
The Hitchhiker I think is a book about questions. So we perhaps got the whole thing wrong:
If there are beards, there must be godEsses.
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prinsesse Posted Oct 6, 2000
gee...i have never heard the expression reguarding the pope's tits.....interesting though....i thin k i shall have to use it once or twice....
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- 3: Martin Harper (Sep 21, 2000)
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