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Post 4261

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

Huh - I think I rather prefer smoked ham... Being sober is to be prefered...

erm, anyone got some smiley - stout? I think I've spilled the beans this time smiley - winkeye


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Post 4262

Shirps

What beans?

smiley - dog


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Post 4263

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

Oh, you know - beans means Heinz... er... well... no just wondershing ifsh Beingshober ish hick somethinnnng to aspire (Well - I make damn sure I am sober whilst at w*rk - ooooh - nealy said it...)


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Post 4264

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smoke ham? isn't that a hazard to your lungs? smiley - silly

smiley - pirate


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Post 4265

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

It was quite hazerdous for the pig concerned...

Atually the smoking of ham is a more passive passtime for the ham, hanging over the smoke, being envelloped by the fumes, very relaxed sort of way to get your preservation...

Do pass me another smiley - stout. And I think I can abstain being hit and getting a hit...


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Post 4266

Hati

==smiley - star~~~~

smiley - puffsmiley - silly


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Post 4267

Shirps

smiley - rofl same here Hati smiley - oksmiley - puff

Pushes another smiley - stout along the floor with her nose, towards the smell of smoked ham ...

smiley - dog


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Post 4268

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - bigeyes .. * hears the sound of a smiley - dog eating smoked ham *


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Post 4269

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

*takes out some smoked Malt and quickly brews a special smiley - stout*

Hey - Stop chewing on my Shoe! Don't you dare step on my bluesmokedshoes!


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Post 4270

Shirps

That wasn't me chewing on your shoes - I can tell the difference you know smiley - puff

smiley - dog


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Post 4271

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - biggrin probably was the goat chewing your shoes?


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Post 4272

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

Ah, Ah, Ah! You said the g-word again!

I guess it is too dark to say anything anyway... So I don't even see the point!


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Post 4273

Shirps

... horn of the g**t moves closer to Chorny at speed ...

smiley - dog


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Post 4274

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - sorry i thought the ham was a bit tough smiley - erm

and i didn't understand how a smoked ham could smell of cheese smiley - yuk

smiley - pirate


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Post 4275

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

Cooo - That's not cheese, that's "Pizza Funghi" if you'd warm em up...


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Post 4276

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - yuk i'd rather eat a dead g**t

smiley - pirate


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Post 4277

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

But I must say - you seem too be as good as any old dog when it comes to bite through shoes... Aren't you lucky, that I am not that girl from Paul Simons Graceland Album with them Diamonds on the soles of her shoes??? Could raise havock with your teath...

By the way: do you have any teath? Isn't touthlessness something very piratesque?


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Post 4278

Hati

=smiley - star~~~~~
smiley - cdouble


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Post 4279

Englaender (wondering what he will be doing next)

You know, this is a synkrotysm, or was it synkretism? well it's some ism involving a paradox... If this place is so dark, that you cannot even see a thing (or another thing as such), then you cannot see double. But if you do see double, then you should have double the darkness, so you actually see even less then we already don't see... makes you think, doesn't it?


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Post 4280

Shirps

smiley - yikes after that: Chorny gets skewered by g**ts horn - got the point?

Thoroughly enjoyed the cheesy smoked ham smiley - ok

smiley - pirate lent me his old teeth, which then got embedded in his leg, so I am awaiting another old set from him & guess that smiley - pirate actually hasn't got any of his own teeth - but I have very hard gums <grr?

Hati - seeing double the ==smiley - star or imagining them? smiley - biggrin

smiley - dog


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