h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm, true - maybe we should talk to Chorny ?

Hello Chorny - careful you don't fall over a

I wonder who is talking to themselves in here?

*groaps for the and falls asleep*

never mind .. darkness makes sleepy

he'll wake up in a few hours

Obviously 2 chornies are here - difficult to tell them apart in this darkness

two ? or one? I handed one

Maybe they'll share or use straws ...

share? straws? hmm cannot have that ..

why share straws when you've been offered a ?

(a salty , not assaulting )

Salty eh? Can I sprinkle you over my chips?

salty & chips

whatever became of & chips?

*wakes**wakes again**wonders if the AlterEgo-Thing is something that sticks with him or his other self...*

YAWN!

Ooh! Darkness surounds me like that velvet thingy, I think I dreamed of

*Gets on with some work*

The drowned (deja vu?)

I don't understand a certain word in the very last sentence, should it have been w**k?

he still thinks there's no one else around .. solipsism?

Chorny meant to say w*rk he's not used to the local conventions and dialects

Ah! That's why he doesn't actually talk to us perchance?

every may keep a dictionary for his or her shelf

I never told anyone to do some wörg... Could you please translate that?

quite good Chorny.. just a very small hint of an accent .. listen: "w*rk" .. as in "I do w*rk", and "pl*n" as in "I have a cunning pl*n", and "g**t", as in "the g**t stinks"

I think those are the most important ones ..

Is that the way w*rk go*ts? Is there still something go*ting with go*ts? I wouldn't believe it... There I go*t away, come back years later and Hapi is on about the gee-animal?

yep, that happens man.. w*rk changes, g**ts change.. and pl*ns change

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