h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YOU put into my grit??? That is reallllly dark, mean - superstition...

And on top of that: I could have spilt grit from my shoes, grit in my coat or, crit in my g**t... oh - rather,

.. grit? ?

* shakes his head.. abuse of or is just too much to handle *

Can't see the point in that, either... and as for not seeing: Can you actually say "Good, not to see you!" in here without taking offence? I mean - what if I leave here, and let my smell behind... or well - how about my smell leaving, and I stay put...

*Hah. Making life too compliciatid*

... bemused ...

*settles down in something that feels like it shouldn't actually have soft, squidgy, something or other around it...*

You may hope, of course, that it isn't a g**t you are sitting on.

... or the produce from a goat (I'm talking about cheese, of course

He said the word! He said the word! The g-word! Can we stone him?

I think I have understood the rules about saying g**t and w*rk and ****, haven't I?

Her, we won't stone her. It would be a waste anyway to try to stone a in this darkness.

What, is this the curious incedent of the dog in the nighttime? Here, in the dead dark of the pub? Gosh. Howcome I suspect only males in the darkest corner?

Most of those, who did stoneing are female and had false beards anyway - I saw it in some documentry about the life of Brian... I am definitly sure...

I won't stone anybody. And most definitely not the Shirps.

ah, someone wants to protect me

in the direction of Chorny

*wonders if g**tstink would make trouble for the dogs nose - so does the dog actually have the ability to SEE me in the dark???*

did someone mention grits?

and g**t cheese

and getting stoned? ===~~

if we find a g**t we'll have to milk it & make some fresh cheese for you
now that sort of being stoned I would have no objections

I don't have to see ... I can hear - I have big ears

* considers being stoned *

I've tried that - getting yourself stoned is quite a hard job. First I had to fix this bucket with the rope, then collect all those medium size stones, so that I won't get hurt to badly... yes quite a way to get a good massage on the head - quite knocked my out...

ah.. I understand.. you're one of the hard-core traditionalists, getting stoned with actual stones. Modern science found cigarette-like gadgets for that; doesn't hurt as much as stones and certainly causes less damage.

Burnt offering, that's an idea...

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