h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Is hoping everyone recognizes that Pandora's line is a quote from a Bogart/Bacall film.*

Of course I did! I watched that film...What was it now..."Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"?

*Untangles Mari-Rae's knitting from her ankle before she has another accident involving coffee*

*takes of running...it's the only way to not freeze bare feet*

*returns with a giant clown for the Lord* "Got this from a fast food joint...see, you just speak into the mouth & drive around to pick up your order." "Wait." *hurries back outside... the door opens & Pan comes dragging in a huge sledge hammer & has a bag in her teeth. "Phtoot. mari-rae...here's your gossamer yarn & I stopped by a shop to get you extra...after all the moon really looks bigger up close! And why did you do that to Sultandude?!?
*whispers...I was going to have him stand in the alley 'til he was GOOD & cold...like a cold shower...* "Here you are, my Lord
drags hammer to him, sorry, you'll have to pick it up yourself!"
"Is'nt it pretty? I painted Christmas decoratios on the head! Hope you like it."

*goes to the blue goo couch & plops down* "I'm spent." Zzzzzz

"Saw a really cool interview with Lauren Bacall yesterday on the box. Did you know that she got her push to stardom after being photographed for the front cover of Harper's Bazaar as a high school student? She sent the picture portfolio to Hollywood and voila. Bogart had good taste in women too." And what have you dudes got against oral occaisions?"

Oh thank you very much!
*looks as sledge hammer shines christmas lights*
*takes to practise swings*
*inserts sledge hammer to his pocket*
That should do it.
*hugs the clown and places it one of the bar chairs*
Hmm... How about Blue Angels for everyone?

Leave me out of that ... I have too few lady friends as it is....ladies don't speak of such things in public. You know the saying, everyman wants a lady in the kitchen & a whore in the bedroom? I LOVE...ahh skip it....*hisses...I said meet me in the alley!* Ho-hum...just gonna' step out for another breath of fresh air before I tuck myself in for the rest of the night.

Oh! "That" BJ!!!

Thinks she'll settle for a Blue Angel...

I'll have an Angel too!

"How's this? "

*hih*
Serves Angels.
Cheers!
*gives clown a sip*
Not too much for him...

*Sultandude exits stage left to lurk in the alley*

THINKS-Woman dressed in black walking down the road with an urn in hand............stops....... empties ash into palm of hand.........raises hand to mouth and blows the ashes all over the road.....................mutters.........OK Harold that was the blow job you always wanted.-

*Pops back in to the pub clutching her hairdryer and looks around for Sultandude*

Where's that dratted chap got to now? I thought he wanted a blowjob...

*Shrugs her shoulders and decides to take the dogs for a walk instead*

Come on you lot! Walkies!!!

*The dogs charge across the room, knocking drinks, knitting and customers flying*

Another dog-gone afternoon at Crossed Purposes, eh?

What was that about a whore in the kitchen, Pandora? I don't want ANY women in my kitchen. EVER! The only solid food you can trust women with is the olive in the martini!

Speaking of martinis. Where's mine?

*Sultandude re-enters for a couple of Sparkling Pussy's*
"Get's mighty chilly luking in that alley dressed only in a towel and a neck-tie. Ah...Pierce dude had a heavy one last night at a friends leaving party. Free bar and a barbaque, great night and some great music."

*E taking the lego-couch apart and putting it back into a box, aprox. 1"x1"x1" (that is one inch cubed, isn´t it?)*

I´ve had enough lego, today - I think I would like some other game. Any suggestions? I am just out of ideas at the moment. Christmas-present-block, you know what I meen?

*E picks his guitar from behind the piano: e-7/9*

Oh, you play guitar, E?! Would you play something for me, please

Hey, who is this guy sitting at the bar? Oh, a , how funny.

Sultandude, you're really a nasty one,eh?

Yep...he's awful...

*rubs the clowns head for luck...shares her 12th pitchure of martinis with Pierce*

You wanna share, Pandora? *holds an olive between his front teeth, leans forward and smiles at Pandora*

And this concludes todays medication. I really must be off. See y'all again tommorow!

*waves at *

Pandora, I made a new pitcher martini - would you like to have a ?