h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you Linus!
*Notices Linus is trying to conceal something .. waves his arms around and exclaims:*
Get this man a drink immediately! I'll take it over to him. Come on! Don't hang about!

*throws unwanted garments in the general direction of away...*

Did someone say drink

Yes indeed.
*Takes a and hands another to Linus*

There - and not an icecube, lemon slice or female in sight .... mind you, one out of three would be OK ... if it's the right one

not that fond of lemon slices with beer myself

.. nor I of ice cubes ... which seems to have eliminated two of the things on the list

*A head peeks round the door*

Did someone mention ice cubes and slices of lemon?

Aww! Linus & Kes...Were you all on your own then?

*Plants a kiss on said chaps' respective heads and leaves a note of apology to Kasia for yesterday's mess and almost promises not to do it again, but just in case she does, definitely promises to replenish the ice cubes...*

*Notices the pile of women's clothes in the corner that "someone" has discarded and thinks she'd better remove the evidence and return them to their owner(s)*

Well, I'll be off for my morning walkies with my pooches...See you all later chaps (and chapesses)!!! Toodleloo!

'Bye, Gwennie - see you later.

*Pandora steps from the shadows from where she has watched all the kiddies playing* "Ha! And I was told I was naughty! HA!
Ice fights, indeed...if you REALLY wants a GOOD go 'round...you take the the plup & seeds from pumpkins & have a REALLY GOOD war!!!!" *evil laugh* "Sorry your lady friends have all taken a hike. Looks like you're stuck with me, at least until I gulp down, er, sip a few martinis. It's nearly time (RL) for work." *begins her montra...I do WANT to work...I do WANT to work...* "It does work you know..." *yeah right, that's why I'm at the Pub instead of early to work*

*Mari-rae comes into the Pub, fresh as a daisy and ready for a new start to a glorious new day!*

Hello everyone! Kasia, sorry about the mess from last night. I had to sneak out as some uncouth barbarian ripped off my clothes. Won't mention any names. May I have some tea, dear?

Hello mari ... if you're looking for Linus, he was here a little while ago. ... seemed a trifle nervous ... and i have already apologised to Kasia about the ice cubes.

Ever the gentleman, Kes! No, I'm not looking for Linus.

*Sits in her rocker by the fire and Plato jumps in her lap, purring.*

Hello, beautiful!

*Kes carries the cup of tea across to m*

There you are - I see you have another admirer!

Thank you, Kes. Yes, I like cats.

They have perfect judgement and great taste. Excuse me while I get myself a beer ...

Hi.
*Engländer comes slouching. Week´s work is done, and now for weekend, now for fun! Thinks, his thoughts might sound silly. Outside, it is chilly. Inside it is warm, at crossed purposes on harm.*

There is a nice fire going now. I wonder if it will snow this weekend? I would like a "Pharisäer", please. Coffee, Rum and Whipped cream. And two spoons of sugar.

Where is everybody?

*I ment : NO harm.*

i thought you ment: no ham

lol

Good night. I am off to Hamburg tomorrow. I´ll try and bring along some fish., well a little tastier than this one...

Have a nice trip, E!

Hi, ringo, how are you - I missed you the few last days. Were you on vacation?

Ha, this is a splendid idea - I mean this, what was the name? ah, yes: 'Pharisäer' coffee

*Kasia goes behind the bar and purs a *

Anyone else?

if it would not inconvenance you to much Ile drink what ever is goig