h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Ducks the incoming slice of lemon which manages to find it's way to Linus' other eye*

Oh, good shot that man!

I don't reciprocate in "that manner" young Linus...I have to carry my own health warning you know (me disrobed is not a pretty sight)!

Sorry Linus!
*Grabs handful of ice cubes and marches towards Gwennie ...*

Errr...Now come on chaps! Can't a girl have a bit of fun?

*Looks worried and wonders whether she can manage a mad dash to the ladies where she can hide*

*Her cane catches Kes and he falls all in a heap over her and Gwennie. The ice lands on LInus's head.*

Ouch!

*realises this is out of the question as Kes and Linus are now aproaching her in a V formation so as not to get hit in any crossfire *

*Sees two men coming at her with torn shirts and wild expressions in their eyes and she clutches Gwennie's arm*

I think we've died and gone to heaven!

Damn similpost

*reaches down to help everyone up, ends up with two handfuls of clothes, none of which seems to belong to Kes*

*Lies at the bottom of a pile of bodies and ice cubes where she manages to wriggle to freedom*

Hah! Now, where's the ladies...

*Stands up, slips on a ice cube and crashes into Linus, spilling his beer on his lap and trips over Mari-Rae's sprawled arm before finally loosing her balance and knocking Linus off his chair on her way down*

Oops!

*At this point, Gwennie's three dogs are awoken by the commotion and join in the fray, thinking it is a game*

Spike! No! Don't do that! Rude dog!

*Spike has a hold of Linus' left leg and is feeling amorous*

*Kes picks up the ice bucket as he advances, offers it to Linus, so he can reload, and moves to just out of arms' reach of the ladies ....*

*... just as one of the dogs grabs his ankle and pulls him over. He throws the ice bucket vaguely in the direction of the "enemy" *

*Thinks that now would be a time to make a diplomatic retreat and return to her cottage with her dogs before the landlord returns to find the pub in a mess*

It's 5.20 a.m. here chaps and I hereby admit defeat (and defence). Catch you both tomorrow, hopefully and I'll leave you both to clean up all the mess...

*Retrieves her enthusiastic pooches although Spike seems very reluctant to leave Linus's left leg and heads for the door*

Toodlepipski!

*Looks round, vainly hoping to find a clean dry shirt ...*

*E comes in looking for breakfast. Finds piles of icecubes and clothing*

OH, you lot have been foodfighting again. Lucky I escaped. And who´ll tidy this up?



My brand-new Tidy-this-sh**-up-with-a-LEGO-bot will do it!

*E sets o-O onto the floor

Machine goes: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>o-O*

YAY!!! Legos!!!! Did everyone get to see the lego version of the famous Abbey Road cover!??

(leaving for Thanksgiving dinner in about four hours... returning online... ummm... well... maybe sometime in the near furture!?? A day or two!?? My grandmother's staying with us until Sunday, and I'll have to sleep and work sometime... )

YES, I did! Good one, that. I´ve been thinking of all the other covers I could build.

...the link that was very Muse-like, inspiring our Englander!!!

Are you all nuts?!

And of course none thought about to put water for new ice cubes in the fridge!

*Kasia prepares new ice cubes herself, murmuring something under her nose (good that no one can understand, cause it's in Polish )*

Engländer thank you very much for cleaning this mess up

*Kasia looks in disbeleive, as she finds a shirt right behind the bar*

Hm! Methinks, it's Kes'.

Now I need a drink

*Kasia purs herself a double bourbon straight, uff!*

*Kes takes the shirt, and does a bit of grovelling*
Thank you Kasia ... er, and ..I'm sorry about the mess .... only I didn't start it ...and , ...er, yes - should have thought about the ice. Er, yes ... sorry, and all that ....
*Retreats to a quiet corner*

I can vouch for Kes' behaviour - absolutely impecable at all times

*notices that he still has quite a few layers of womans clothing in his hands and hides it behind his back...*