h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~evil giggle~ hehehe!

Just don't stare at her foot, is all! Sopho is almost asleep - look! Have you seen Plato?

*Is really getting tired of waiting for Linus to meet her, so she goes back to him and sits down in front of him. She stares into his face intently.*

*Returns to the pub, covered in leaves and dog hair and settles her muddy pooches in front of the fire place*

Hello Mari-Rae!

*Settles down at Mari-Rae's table and joins in at staring into Linus' face intently*

*Kes nudges Dragonfly, and indicates mari-rae and Linus. He winks*

*Crosses her eyes at Linus to try to make him smile.*

*Isn't sure what all the winking is about, but joins in anyway*

*tries this ...*

Finally!! You were resembling a plank there for a time, old boy!

*Linus' grin makes Gwennie jump back with a start*

Eeek!

*Pokes Linus in one eye with her finger*

Don't make me jump like that!

*tries to remember why he looks forward to seeing Gwennie*

*Fishes an ice cube out of a nearby drink and sticks this on Linus' throbbing eye*

There! That should help! What do you mean the vodka is making your eye sting? Honestly, some people are never happy!

*Kes watches the exchange in some surprise*
Dragonfly ... remember when I said you were weird? Well, I apologise - I take it back ... now this is weird!

*Realises she is being watched and hurls an ice cube at Kes*

Catch!

*The ice cube manages to find its way down his shirt and a large wet patch appears as he struggles to reach the melting ice cube*

*Slips on an ice cube a falls down. As she goes she grabs Linus's shirt and it rips open.*

Ooompf!

If you want me to take my clothes off you only have to ask

D**n dress shirt!
*Pulls off some of the studs, and fishes around inside for the ice cube, which evades capture. More studs come loose*
Ha! Got it!
*Holds the ice aloft ... but it has almost melted away. Looks down at soggy shirt and chest. Throws lemon slice at G in retaliation .... Swiiiisssh!*

We're asking!

*Starts to give a slow handclap*

Yuo are aware of the reciprocal nature of any such requests...