h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you won't from me

You are my man, sweetie!

you say that now but what about in 30 years

the way you are going she might be saying the same - only in the past tense

(too old to rock'n'roll, too young to die )

i'm not even going to think about that

You're never too old to rock n' roll!

*Demonstrates by whacking the jukebox with her cane and rocking in her chair to the music.*

Ah can't get no ... satisFACshun...

nice w*rk, mari-rae

i like it when you hit it with your rythm stick

why so negative .. "too old for sex", "in thirty years", "no satisfacshun" .. think positive, grab the nearest one and go for it

* looks around, ready to grab *

he went thataway <---<<

i think you and hati are equidistant babette

I am here, darling... And by the looks of it I'll be here in 30 years as well.

...*awakens from her slumbers with a start...* WHO HAS THIRTY EARS~! Let's call the book of records place~!
...*hops up like a spring chicken and bellies up to the bar for a wee tumbler of rum...*

you call that bucket a wee tumbler?

you americans never were very much into over-exaggeration, were you?

(nice to have you back )

thirty ears? ..

Linus .. use some imagination

>> WHO HAS THIRTY EARS~! <<

Llanelli?

My old rugby team managed 29 between us

i have thousands of ears

(what you may call dollars and pence in your country are called crowns and ears in mine)

You mean ... I could come to your Country and get by on my ears?!

Oooooo a rugby team ...

saaaaaaay ... how'd your team have 29 ears?! Are you pulling my leg? ...*looks down at her legs...*Didn't think I felt anything ... but ya never know ... after drinking this wee tumbler an all ...

...*gives an evil look for the crack about the bucket...*I'll have you know Pierce, I quit drinking from buckets last year.Kes never makes me my buckets-o-tinis ... so what's the point?! Of course my elbow does hurt a bit, from all the bending......it was so much easier to suck down a bucket of martinis with a big as* straw.
...*refills her tumbler with the *good* rum this time. I found it~! Betcha' you all thought I wouldn't look under the sink in the gents, behind the cleanser, under the rags with the dead rat on top. HA~!

.. a rugby team? no that'd be too much for me

*sings Jethro Tull song softly into his mug*
"Well he was too o-o-old to Rock an' Ro-o-oll,
but he was too young to die..."

*remembers fallen fellow that fit the description*

*raises glass to s still riding today*

TO LIFE!

WR