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oh come on now, Babette.. surely you don't intend to ..

ah well..

why bother .. I'll just have an

*waits*

is that note a semi quaver

Hati .. anything I should know before .. he doesn't damage easily I hope?

he'd better not..

right ... off we go, stop trembling now.. you shouldn't have gotten yourself wrapped in ... duck tape in the first place

* rips the tape off, takes Englaender to the backroom *

... heigh-ho, heigh-ho

* amazing sounds come from the backroom .. like .. well, no details now *

Someone must be having fun. By the sound of it it must be Babette... I hope E will survive.

*behind the green door*

you would be so lucky ..

actually my aunt Claudette had a role in the sequel: "under the purple dragon" due to a few accidents it was never released for any large audience it sells for 50.000 usd per copy now and aunt Claudette moved to an island in the pacific

Am I released now?

*waits for someone to open the June thread and esacpe to it...*

* returns from the backroom *

.. right, now what shall I do next ..

Is he... okay?

for a mammal? oh, I guess so ..

ah! you mean if he's damaged no.. he'll live he'll even recover

Ah good, so he'll make it to June.

most of him, certainly

*giggles*

Good for him.

*thinks: Am I not luky - to make it away with June... Who is June???*

I think she's the gorgeous redhead.

*remembers that the one in the Matrix had a red dress - but no read hair*

Ah... well... I'll be of then to June

As if there was something wrong with red hair.
Go on lad, as long as you can. This dino lady here is a bit... You probably noticed.

But that is the thing. June is the one with red hair, so that is O.K. If you'd had said, the woman in red - I would have guessed I am actually part of the Matrix and so actually hanging in some tank and ...

Ah, but dresses are so temporary things anyway.