h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*escapes to the alley and lights ===~~~*



That was close.

*pops his head out of the door*

Mind some music? How about putting on "The colour of spring" by Talk Talk? And what is THAT smell?

How about Hard Rock Halleluja?
The smell is... ah, there was an old lady burning a rope around that corner. She went away already.

What luck, I thought it was an old g**t... I thought I got rid of it, but it seems to follow me a bit...

Gaah! Sell the g**t and get yourself a duck.

*ducks, as said, back into the pub*

*rolls eyes*

Ducks don't smell like g**ts, do they?

if the ducks not a g**t it should smell different, shouldn't it...

Can't you just find it out?

I suggest you take the duck to the zoo? and the g**t as well?


and don't come back tomorrow saying you'll take them to the baseball match next?

Big difference between finding out and taking out - I actually tried to deDUCKt a solution, but I never go*t that far...


*hopes this story is taxdeducktable and that he can hide intime before the start flying and someone else sceams "DUCK" like in the olden days...*

* ties Englaender to the bar with duck tape *

*giggles*

Now we have tied up Englaender... I need a plan!

*Thinks about protesting, but the proDuckt of the thoughts doesn't egg on*

You need a plan? I have a plan. It rather has to do with getting this here your fellow hitchiker conDuckting an escape - or drinking an if you wouldn't mind feeding me... feeding ducks is no offence in the CP as far as I know - so you could ignore the fact that I am rather human, and give me something, too...

With all these birds fuing and all... I need to think about it.

Over .

Hrmph. Fluing even.

*the soundsystem goes on an starts playing "fly away with me"*

Stopp it, Stopp it! GERRMEOUDOF'ERE!

now what is this here? all tied up like a present? if so I'd better not unpack it .. mm..

it wouldn't be nice to spoil it, but .. Hati, can I play with it for a while? is it yours?

*Fizzes*

*tries to figure what TWO dinosaurs in the CP might be up to - perticularly with the idea of playing with - ME!*

Well, Babette, he isn't really mine but feel free to play with him. I give him only good recommendations.