h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you stick rhubarb .. where???

mmm.. is that a thing mammals do? on a regular basis?

*wonders if he should stick to it*

Malemals perhaps??

After brief observation I can only state that mammals usually stick their rhubabrbs into sugar bowl.

ooooh! Words of wizdom...

Hear, thy guru seems to have spoken the truth



*flies away into the nightsky on the breeze of strawberrycreamtarts*

*watches E flying around with a group of tarts*

Some men just know how to make life interesting.

.. interesting? ..

* notices the strawberrycreamtarts .. *
* Hati.. these are the pie variety .. not the tart variety *

Mmmm... that would make the breeze quite smelly.

* sniffs *

yuk and yeck

Exactly.

and .... strawberrycreamtarts.. eat them or throw them out, don't spread them around

*sits a moment in Midair - watches the tarts form a line and eat the strawberrycream*

*then decides to let gravity have a go*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*seams to have crashed on all the regualars... wonders where the postings are hiding... decides to have another *

The regulars must be either in coma, or hiding in the ladies/gents.

Well, perhaps I should have crashed that place, if it is the fun place to be...

i wouldn't go in there unless you really need to...

*has to, does*

*returns*

AH, what a relieving experience...

what's that smell? not another g**t?? if so it smells like a g**t that p|ssed itself..

Isn't it about time for pentocoast - the feast of the holy g***t?

*drops one of the * to see how the rest of the smell reacts...*

* seams to knock out the smell - er, the small, er, makes Hati run?