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I do.

Full marks! You should get some egoboost from that, shouldn't you? You should always care about yourself... where is the cream for my cake?

Umm, I'm afraid I used it for taking good care of myself.

You'd better take care!

*Goes to the fridge and gets some more*

* notices the all alone *
* unguarded *
* no one near *



.. Hati, ??

Yes, dear,

*grabs *

*searches the fridge and utters rubbish into his nonexisting beard*

Is it christmas yet or why are you decorating yourself? For the next pizza delivery?

*aside: I wasn't CLuttering rubbish into my nonexisting beard, I just was uttering rubbish - you know: the rhubarbhuabarb rhubarb kind of stuff...*

What's christmas got to do with decoration?

Here the tradition goes that are hidden under the . I thought you were trying to pretend to be one...

Well - I Guess I am one of those cadeaux-gags you go to the shop and ask it to be swopped... quite fun getting swopped - or was it swopping that was fun

Erm.

.. Hati, is it regular for a male mammal to clutter his nonexisting beard with rhubarb?

E isn't a regular male mammal anyway.

ah .. so I'd better not make notes on this?

No-no! Feel free to. *I* better won't make notes on this.

Pray what may I be, if I am what I am but no Mammelman...

*thinks of the German term "Mümmelmann", for the stuff that sticks up your nose*

.. Englaender ! you're not a mammal? !

well, nothing wrong with mammals of course .. but it's always good to meet other non-mammals. Obviously you're not a dinosaur, are you .. reptile?

I don't know if it's safe to stick rhubarb up your nose - you might be mistaken for a pink mammoth.

Oh - I guess I might be a Mammal after all... I just remembered that I stopped being multiple personal whatever, and I stick my rhubarb into other places Up the nose could be a bit uncomfortable...