h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well - as it is breakfasttime now: Who, erm, what are we having?

*remembers it's his daughters birthday*
*remembers it's DNA*s deathday*

To Douglas!

Aye, to DNA!

42

*has one of the late-in-the-evening-cheesy-bits*

O.K. anyone really want to leave for Millyways now, and change the uncertainty of reality with this realy beauteyfule établisement?

if i wanted reality, i wouldn't be here in the first place

* fails to understand it again .. *
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tart (plural tarts)
(1) A type of small open pie, or piece of pastry, containing jelly or conserve; a sort of fruit pie.
(2) (slang) A prostitute.
(3) (slang) By extension, any woman with loose sexual morals.
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what's so funny about a fruit pie?

*wonders if you put tarts into the cookie jar*

*gives a wry look at the cookie jar and moves away from it*

* opens the cookie jar and empties it *

*peeks into the cookie jar*

Hello there - what's your name?
How much for a....

Do you REALLY think there'd be little prostitutes / women of loose morals in the cookie jar..?

of course there are! where else would they be kept fresh?

There is always the sad case of tarts having to be cooled in the morgue - but that is really really a rather nasty subject, I must say! Let us move to something more noutricous. tarts... well, Perhaps a tarty tart would be more nutritious, but then I am not Dr. Hanibal Lecter...

.. I'll only consider tarts .. vegetarian, remember? the other suggestions ..

*moves closer to Bob*

*Moves closer to the cake making it's appearance behind the counter*

*Wonders what kind of freudian Typo he could leave for Hati*

Am I some typo- or something?

*shrugs* Who cares?