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Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 10, 2003
Nutralize?!
All these years I've been suffering for nuthin'?! 
crap. 
Well, now I know there's a cure~~~~~~~
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Hypatia Posted Jun 10, 2003
*kisses her frog who immediately turns into a handsome prince and heads off to a quiet corner*
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh. Pandora, look what I found! 
*checkes her watch when she sees the giant cake start to vibrate*
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jun 10, 2003
*pulls a mug of 
from the nearest keg, takes a quaff*
OKAY! WHO THA 
PUT 
PISS IN A KEG AND DIED IT BLACK??? CAUSE THA'S NOT IN FUNNY!!!
* off to brush his teeth*
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Hypatia Posted Jun 10, 2003
Hey, we've all been drinking from the pool full of who knows whose p*ss!
Pan, your dye didn't work. Apparently it still tastes like Bud. Not being a beer drinker, I really don't give a sh*t.
=========
~~~
*wanders off in search of the handsome prince with the tight trousers*
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jun 10, 2003
*falls off his seat 
*
's a good thing it's /you/ who just said that, Hati -- anybody else who called me 'prim' would be gettin a taste of my 
MOD-whompin stick...
'Sides, I'm not 'prim', I just don't particularly care to drink piss, 'specially when it turns my tongue black
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Hati Posted Jun 10, 2003
Well, we have that g**t here, if you have these prejudices.
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jun 10, 2003
No, no, I actually sort of /like/ , 's just their bodily fluids that I have a problem imbibing...
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 10, 2003
...*the goat hear's it's being mentioned therefore... joins the festivities in the Pub from out of the darkest corner ...is wearing one blue bow and one pink bow on it's horns...as the goat understood this to be a fancy wedding party...*
Thog<?> Why do you actually "know" if you like or dis-like bodily fliud(s)<?> 
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jun 10, 2003
** quietly walks with a bucket to a flock of 
to get the next batch of >bud< **
What else do they get out of those tins all those years?
At least this is fresh!
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Hypatia Posted Jun 10, 2003
Now I know I'm sticking with my ==========~~~.
I've heard people compare Bud to 
p*ss, but never to p*ss.
And that's a legitimate question, Thog. Just how did you come to know what p*ss tastes like?
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Jun 10, 2003
Or rather, why you thought it to be p*ss?
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Hypatia Posted Jun 10, 2003
Would p*ss tast the same as p*ss? And I suppose it would depend on what they had been eating. Like honeybees. =====~~
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 10, 2003
.......................
Hello, Goat!!!!
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jun 10, 2003
Well, that is to say... ermmmm.... welll, obviously I /don't/ know what piss tastes like, or piss either for that matter, *ahem* -- I've actually always compared Bud to donkey piss, but I couldn't find the appropriate in emoticon for it, so was my next choice...
And, just for the in record, I don't know what anything's piss tastes like, nor whether I like it or not... that is, at least as far as I know...
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 10, 2003
HA!!! I'm sure there have been times when you did not properly wash your hands.... Or a girlfriend didn't and you were happily licking bbq sauce from her fingers at a friendly neighborhood cook out!!! HA!!!
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Hypatia Posted Jun 10, 2003
I've read that Yogis in India drink their own p*ss. Kind of makes you appreciate Western culture.
Where did my prince get off to? Probably somewhere being charming. ====================~~~~~
decided to roll a long one. 
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 11, 2003
...*looks at her...sniffs at it...waits for the ====~ ~~...* You people may have, just possibly, have spoiled my dream to carry on the family tradition. 
After all that talk about critter pee, I'm not sure if I can continue on my drunknes course. Ahhh, who'm I kiddin'?
...*cracks open a new case of bourbon...tries very hard not to think of what may or may not go on at the distillary...*
ahhh
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Jun 11, 2003
Well, the wonderful thing about bourbon is that it doesn't really matter what happens with bourbon at the distillery, as it's all sterile by the time you drink it anyway.
M'Lady D
, I am *very* conscientious about washing mine own hands, but... hmmmm... I suppose there are a few erm... *situations* with girlfriends in which I may have inadvertently tasted any number of their bodily fluids, but I don't think that's really the issue here. All I was ever saying is that I don't like to drink donkey piss, dyed black or no.
So there.
*materializes a vat of *real* , and fills his mug in it*
*quaff* 
Ahhhhhh!!!!
Crossed Purposes - June 2003
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 11, 2003
It's gone quite rude in here, hasn't it!?? I don't think the proprietor of the Crossed Purposes would much appreciate such topics...
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Crossed Purposes - June 2003
- 121: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 10, 2003)
- 122: Hypatia (Jun 10, 2003)
- 123: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jun 10, 2003)
- 124: Hypatia (Jun 10, 2003)
- 125: Hati (Jun 10, 2003)
- 126: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jun 10, 2003)
- 127: Hati (Jun 10, 2003)
- 128: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jun 10, 2003)
- 129: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 10, 2003)
- 130: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jun 10, 2003)
- 131: Hypatia (Jun 10, 2003)
- 132: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Jun 10, 2003)
- 133: Hypatia (Jun 10, 2003)
- 134: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 10, 2003)
- 135: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jun 10, 2003)
- 136: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 10, 2003)
- 137: Hypatia (Jun 10, 2003)
- 138: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jun 11, 2003)
- 139: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Jun 11, 2003)
- 140: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 11, 2003)
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