h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

HAhahahahaaa.... ::falls over laughing into the big tub-pool-thingy::

You don't have to drink it all at the minute, miss D. And watch out, the bubbles may .

*Wowbagger hangs onto her cane and she recovers her balance.*

Thanks!

*Picks a and sticks it behind Kes's ear.*

*a hand shows up over the edge of a table, doing a very good imitation of The Thing (from the Addams family)*

*the hand seems to be searching for something*

*when it comes across a bottle of it quickly grabs it and disappears beneath the table*

...*swims over to the pool drain & inserts Thog's, er, "chest" hairs...thinks to self...I musta' been thinker than I drunk I am...*

Nice moves M-rae!

Linus! Shame on you! ...*thinks to herself...this is one time when yelling, "BITE ME" might not be such a good idea...takes a dive...*

Pan, yelling "Bite Me" is ALWAYS a bad idea for YOU -- you've bitten too many of us not to get exactly what you ask for

M'Lady D!!! How astonishing and wildly wonderful to see you about the CP again! We've missed you ever so much these last few... ummm... years...


*materializes a yard of and begins drinking carefully (you have to with these things, otherwise it just ends up all over your face -- learned that one the hard way, I did)*

...*has no idea whatsoever what Thog is going on about...everything sounds very muted around the bottom of the pool...she's descovered by swallowing the bubbly in which she is diving...you can hold enough air from the broken bubbles to allow you to not need to come up for air...*

*Quietly slips a tray loaded with and a lit light under the table where the Thing-like Hand appeared. Also another bottle of and an *

*splashes around in the -pool trying to figure out if it is possible to have a ===~~~ in there*

...*sees Hati...pops up from the depths of the bubbly-pool....*
Of course" WE" can smoke in here. It's not like the time I tried to burn one whilst hiding in a barrel of rum!
Keep it dry sister, keep it dry! =====

*props open the doors to allow a team of Anheuser-Busch clydesdales pulling a wagon loaded with a 10 foot tall wedding cake and about a gazillion kegs of Bud to enter the CP*

Oh ! They started without me.

I even brought the frogs!

It's okay. I'm quiet sure FrenchMen are allowed.
Point the South end of those horses towards the weeds!

The Budweiser frogs, Pandora! Thought they could swim around in Hati's champagne pool. I always keep the Frenchmen for myself.

I always mute the TV.Whatdoya' mean ya' ALWAYS keep the FrencMen for yourself?...*points and giggles...*stingy tart!
I think in order to get *these folks* to drink Bud, you'd do well to pour some black dye into the barrels.That looks 'bout right

Woo Hoo! That's great, Hypatia!!!

*Grabs the 'Bud' frog when no one is looking and puts it into her empty cauldron that is sitting on the floor by her rocking chair. She slams the lid on it.*

hehehehe.... Just putting up some supplies for the next Halloween Party spells.

*Catches a fly and quickly opens the lid, throws the fly inside, and slams the lid down again.*

Hey, be careful with those frogs, they may also!

*floats on the waves of enjoying ===~~~*

Looks at the dye being injected into the beer kegs. This is Missouri. Bud is what we brew here. I couldn't very well get the damn horses to Germany for Lager or to England for whatever that warm stuff is you guys and gals there drink.

Really?Not very powerful. Are you?
...*swims to the edge of the pool...takes out her note pad from a pouch where her dress is in a heap...makes a note to give Hypatia a gift certificate to 'Spells R Us'...takes a drag off Hati's ====~~ ~...a frog leaps from within The Pub...lands on Pandora's head...*Bud!Hey!!
Where's my Prince?!
Here...*hands the frog to Hypatia...* This Bud's for you!

*Is somewhat Weiser, having tried the Bud ...*
Thank you for all your good wishes, everyone ... and for the cake ... and all the ale!
*Blows mari-rae a kiss*
Don't stay in there so long that you get all wrinkly, Pan!