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Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Coniraya Posted Apr 1, 2003
I think it might take Hypatia a little longer than 8 minutes to interview all potential applicants 
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hati Posted Apr 1, 2003
Erm.
Erm. Erm.
What should I do meanwhile then? 
I have been so net-celibate for two weeks and now... 
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
mari-rae Posted Apr 1, 2003
In anticipation of Hypatia's guest I have concocted a sure-fire, can't miss Love Potion. Here, Hati, take this vial and when he isn't looking slip it into his drink.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Mystrunner Posted Apr 1, 2003
*Slowly places his palm over the top of his (
) glass, and looks at them from the corner of his eye.*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Mystrunner Posted Apr 1, 2003
*Myst's eyes wander a bit faster. They pause, reading Hati's nickname, and stop. Mystrunner gags, screams, and bolts behind a sofa.*
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hati Posted Apr 1, 2003
*stares at her nickname*
Whoops! Where did *that* come from?
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hypatia Posted Apr 1, 2003
*enters with a large smile*
Look what I found ladies.....come on in guys.......don't be bashful. 
There were sooooooooooooo many to choose from. 
Then I happened to notice this pair! Twins!
Meet Vito and Lucca.
Hati! 
They quake, they shake, they bake.......pizza of course.
Hati, what would you like on your pizza?
By the way, boys.....better stay away from the male denizens of the CP. They're a tad jealous.
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Hati Posted Apr 1, 2003
Hi, Vito! Hi, Lucca!
Pizza Primavera could be appropriate.
OTOH I could skip the pizza... 
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Gwennie Posted Apr 1, 2003
Excellent selection Hypatia! 
Twins! 
Well, well! Hello boys! 
You can come out from behind the sofa now Myst and do stop grinding your teeth, there's a good chap. Here! Why not have some pizza to calm your shattered nerves... 
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 2, 2003
I'm thinking we could make 2 rather large calzone Myst and kill them slowly 
Crossed Purposes - March 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 2, 2003
They won't feel a thing
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