h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...*sound of some sort of animal screaming echos throughout the darkest corner of the alley...that smell gets stronger...
...Pan's heart races...her blood goes hot...* Oooo SultanDude
must be nearby. ...*she reaches around...something BITES her...on it's way past still screaming in pain...one eye missing...*
Mari-rae!!? I'm coming for ya' deary!!...*THWACK*
mari? ...*reaches out and feels mari-ae's boney butt...*
Oh I've never been so glad to feel a boney buut in my entire life!!! ...*gentally tosses m-rae over her shoulder & heads back to the Pub...*

*Dips her finger in Sultandude's Heineken and tastes it thoughtfully*

I'm not entirely certain what's happening in that old alley Sultandude, someone seems to have vandalised it with an AK47 or something similar and there's all sorts of litter and now there appears to be strange howling noises...

*Gwennie's voice falters as she hears encroaching footfalls from the direction of the alley*

*Queue more spooky X-Files music*

*wakes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

GOAT???? What happened to you?

*Takes out his lego pistol and shoots little bits at that funny eye in the middle...*

And you SMELL! I say, have you been drinking one of mari-rae´s potions, goat???


*Korean: um-meeeee sound of the goat can be heard*

...*Mari-rae begins to kick and scratch...so Pan punches her up side the head...*
...*the door to the alley flies open...Pan enters carrying a peacefully 'sleeping' mari-rae...Pan lays her out, er tucks her into the blue goo couch...*

I could sure use a or 42. Speaking of 42...


Oh Gwennie...I have somethin' fer ya'... <---- *Gwennie opens the box and E. helps her wiff da big wourds...*
















GWENNIE - TAG YOU'RE IT! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BROUGHT INTO THE H2G2 LOO BRUSH GAME OF TAG!
YOU MUST TAG ANOTHER PERSON WITH THE LOO BRUSH OR YOU WILL LOOSE 'ALL' RIGHT TO 42.














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Am I glad to be out of that alley...

Sultandude... how do you survive that place...

Now: What´s this taggame?

"Pan, good to see you again! What has happened to the much loved alley? I feel the need for dual mode coming on."

Pan......Wot exactly is this loo brush thingee and why do I have to tag some other unsuspecting researcher with it and what is this 42 thing that I will be deprived of if I don't? I mean, if a girl is going to be deprived of something, she likes to know what she's being deprived of in the first place, just so she can whinge about being deprived of whatever it is.

*Stands back from Sultandude, just in case his "dual mode" proves to be something unpleasant that involves vomiting*

*Goes to the kitchen returning with and ===**

Anyone else for something or the other? Then you´ll have to help yourself

Thanks E. It's so nice to see that chivalry isn't dead... Just don't nick my chair whilst I'm replenishing my and mind you use an ashtray too...

*Shoves a rather large ashtray into E's hand*

...*once again passes nose pins around to everyone...*
Hows come it ALWAYS gets stinky in here toward the end of the month?!? Good thing we move to a different thread each month!

...*dabs some cotton candy potion behind her ears & slides toward SultanDude...SHE knows of what duel mode he speaks...*

anyone care to join me? it's not drinking early if you haven't been to bed...actually, it's later than I think!

...*hands Gwennie the h2g2 Hand Book of Loo Brush Tag...watches as Gwennie holds the book upside down whilst nodding, knowingly...figures as bad as it's now smelling in here..
no need for a trip to the alley for a smoke...lights up...passes it to Gwennie & lines up pop corn to flick in/toward M-rae's mouth...*



er...I'm SOOO sleepy...*winks at S.Dued...strolls over to the blue goo couch...brushes E.'s ashes away...her dress slips off one shoulder...* Ooopsie...how'd that happen?

Don´t know...*drops onto bluegoocouch and *

Happy LOVE Missy D.

E.! I, well...okay...you can sleep on the couch with me...I hope you have protection!!! ...*reaches under the couch and drags Gwennie's shin gaurds out for E...*

G-nite everyone...now, I'm not the least bit sleepy...after being awake over 40 hours...I feel WIDE awake...*
lays down...closes her eyes for just a minute...*

*Wonders why she is on Pandcra's Blue Goo Couch? Wonders why there are a pile of people on top of her? Wonders what they are doing? Wonders if she should interrupt them, or just let them get on with whatever it is? Wonders if she should join in? Wonders if she should defend herself now with the 3" darning needle that she found in her cardigan pocket? Wonders why Kes never seems to move from his barstool? Wonders if that elbow pushing into the side of her neck is Pandora's, E's, or Sultandude's? Wonders how long this is going to take... ?*

*wakes*

Oh... I must have been in some other dimension! Never noticed you lot here on the couch... Could you get some sleep?

I´ll just go and make breakfast... Ham and eggs... I think I´d love that now!

+ ===*~~ =

...*turns onto her side as there now seems to be much more room...* Oh... hiya' M-rae! Glad to see you! I thought I had a 'growth' or somethin'...*slides off the couch and checks mari-rae for broken bones, cuts, loose change...* Are you okay Hon? We were worried about you! ...*glares at Gwennie, who was no help whatsoever...*
M-rae, leemee help you to your feet...*gentally takes mari-rae by the shirt collar and they both get onto their feet...Pan brushing somthing that smells of wet goat from mari-rae's hair...*
We sure had an adventure, huh? Nooo, not your denture! I said ADVENTURE!...*mari-rae smiles and points to her new teeth...* Yes Deary, those are nice. Noooo, no, no...*mari-rae
trudges off to the kitchen seemingly a bit put out that Pandora has just demanded ice...* Well, I now I know where Gwennie got the new batteries for her hearing aid. Shocking!
I need a drink.
...*waves hello to everyone...sips a glass of burbon while she reads her fan mail...* Hey! ...*is pelted by ice...*
Yep...gonna' be a looong day.

...*the smell of green eggs and ham waft throughout the Pub...*

what´s a geen egg

*inhales smoke*

Well, you see, 'tis an egg, you see, just an ordinary egg, of course, other than insoever as it's green, which has been a small falling out point with a few of the more sensitive natured chaps, you know, but on the whole, a rather fine egg indeed, despite the greenery.

WEll, I think I will then just dispose of it