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Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 101

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - zenNot 15 miles from my cabin there is a thriving Commune.
They've ALL been there since 1963. I met some of them one day on my drive home from work. Sorry, that 'W' word just slipped out.
One of their smiley - sheep had wondered onto the highway...took a bit of doing & putting up with vulgar truck drivers...well I NEVER... okay, maybe I did, but not more than a few hundred times...what was I saying? Kes? I think your drink was spiked!smiley - yikes So, anyway...I pushed, pulled & prodded the smiley - sheep back into the fenced area & then knocked on the door of the commune only to be greeted by a rather nasty woman who never said, thanks, kiss my smiley - bleep or go to smiley - bleepsmiley - erm Do you KNOW how bad a sheep can SMELL???? Kes...there's two of you...smiley - cdoubleWha'? I thingg your drig wa zzz pikkeed....smiley - zzz


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 102

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Uhuhhhh.... sheep smells worse when they are wet...

And some people are so rude!!!

What's the moral of the story!??

Herrrmmm....


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 103

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

*sheep smell!!!! Worse.... argh....

What is it with my grammar this morning!??? smiley - cry


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 104

Researcher 168814

I think I´ll just have another of Keses smiley - ales...


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 105

Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?)

Yes, that's always a fairly good idea...smiley - cheers

::swigs some more smiley - stout::

smiley - ok


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 106

Researcher 168814

smiley - cheers


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 107

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

I am in the mood to dance.

*Hobbles over to the jukebox and selects '60s Golden Classics. The Righteous Brothers begin singing Unchained Melody.*

Yay! Make out music!

*Leans on her cane in front of Kes. smiley - smiley*

Anyone want to dance???


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 108

Researcher 168814

€ slowley raises his hands after no one else volounteers...*

Yeah, Mari-rae, want to dance with an old bugger age 32 smiley - tongueout?


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 109

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

.... I thought I gave my age-lecture-theory in here all ready... oh well... smiley - tongueout

32 is NOT OLD!!! That's only about ten years older than me!!! HEH!!!

smiley - hug

I will dance, too... if you'll have me... tee heee... smiley - winkeye


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 110

Researcher 168814

Have we ever danced together smiley - blush, D`fly?

Oh, I´d love to have a dance with you... put on some nice music... something... yeah.. I guess you know what... smiley - tongueout


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 111

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::sings:: I'm so happy when you daaaance with me!!! smiley - biggrin


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 112

Kes

Was that from the second verse of Unchained Melody ???? smiley - erm


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 113

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*puts another record on. Grace Slick sings "You're only pretty as you feel"*

smiley - pirate


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 114

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

KES!!! That was the BEATLES!!! For shame!!!!


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 115

Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?)

You see, Miss D.? Nobody keeps up with the BEETLES anymore! They're passe, I tell you, strictly passe... smiley - winkeye


::turns back to the bar and nurses a smiley - stout and smiley - choc milk, only slightly hurt that no one wanted to dance with him... figures it must be the loincloth::



smiley - ok


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 116

Researcher 168814

I guess it´s those funny things that may or may not be something like shoes...

*Continues dancing*


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 117

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::glares at Thog::


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 118

Pandora...Born Again Tart

*glad she danced herself over to The Blue Goo Couch*


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 119

Pandora...Born Again Tart

...and a one and a two....smiley - biggrin ltes try that again shal we??
smiley - zzz



























smiley - ok


Crossed Purposes: December 2001

Post 120

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Obviously no one wants to dance with an old lady. smiley - cry Joins Thog.*

I like your loincloth a lot, hon. smiley - hug


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