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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
YOU wouldn't know talent if it bit you in that fat lazy Davy you've got!!! The BEATLES are good!!! You're just afraid of all the hype and BEATLEMANIA... you're afraid to show emotion and passion and musical feeling!!!
And as for our personal life, we don't have one!!! I would never date a man in a loin cloth, even if he WAS that cute Fraser guy from George of the Jungle!!!
And how I use cocoa product as a comfort food and substitute for the lack of affection I receive because I happen to be faithful to the man I love is nothing to be ashamed of!!! SO THERE!!! 
You are the one with the affinity for zuchinnis!!! Very disturbing.... I prefer red meat to veggies!!!
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Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 5, 2001
Now there there... I see we will have to work on this relationship... Seams you´re not bickering over the sixties, but like people in their sixties... You know, we could form a group, and talk about our emotions, and fancies, and why we are so for peace, love and legobricks... Oh... That last one was my theme... 
I´m ever so sorry... do you still want me to go on???
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
I'm all about peace, love and legobricks, until you start being mean about the BEATLES... it's one thing to insult them, but then to misspell BEATLES.... ::sigh::: Not everyone has the same taste!!!
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Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 5, 2001
And there are people who suffer from legasthenia (huh, have I translated that correctly? Leghastenie... (or is it written different in German ... huh that could be the 
smiley...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 5, 2001
*Has watched and listened to the bickering with great enthusiasm, and especially enjoyed Thog's performance. Polishes her eyeglasses in case the loincloth goes away again. Elbows Linus in the ribs when E. sticks out his tongue at Dragonfly and Linus starts to fall off the barstool. She sits him up straight.*
Wooo! Thog and Miss D go at it just like Spencer Tracey and Kate Hepburn in all the Pat and Mike movies!
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Kes Posted Dec 5, 2001
*Rushes belatedly into the December thread, and takes up station on his usual barstool*
Any chance of a drink?
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 5, 2001
There´s nearly no chance of not haveing a drink here... except when everyone lese is bickering and doing jobs on christmuse..., sorry, Chirstmastrees, and noone behind the bar... You could always share Linuses Drink, of course 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 5, 2001
When I suggested we resuscitate the 60's I didn't mean the tie-and-die, the hairstyle, the police brutality - and most certainly not the bickerings we had in all the communes I lived in...
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Gwennie Posted Dec 5, 2001
Communes? You lived in communes ? 
You mean they actually let you out?
Gwennie has confused communes with asylums
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
Can we bring back the sixties music!?? 
Oh, it never went away... roight...
Is Linus ok!?? He doesn't look too well, and I'm worried!!! 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 5, 2001
Didn't ANYone notice E saying we should do group therapy?!?! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Thog & Dragonfly sittn' in a tree...fisrt comes the kissn' then the baby...
*grabs Kes' drink just as he was reaching for it*....thanks pal!
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Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 5, 2001
WELL I NEVER!!! Um... or something...
Hiya, everybody! How are things??? Here...
::
appear on the bar counter::
Just because our lovely Miss D. is too busy defending her right to use chocolate and red meat in questionable ways to serve us doesn't mean that there can't be drinks! Have at 'em, everybody -- they'll keep replenishing themselves as long as you keep drinking them.
Oh, and Miss D., I'm SO sorry 
... after all, the BEETLES didn't suck at all, didn't I already say that I thought they were cool? And you won't date a guy wearing a loincloth... hmmmm... Well, how's this? ::loincloth disappears and is replaced by the see-through policeman's uniform. Dances suggestively, ripping off the shirt and tossing it to mari-rae::
Oh, come on, Miss D., like you didn't ask for that... That'll be $25.00 , though -- what, you think I do this for free????
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
::sigh:: I know you do that for free...
And this was once such a classy place....
Now I know I have to move to England.
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Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 5, 2001
HEY! The crossed purposes is the best place in town! There´s no place like it! don´t you think so, folks???
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 6, 2001
There's definately no place like it, with that Thog around....
::sigh::
::Plato rubs against E's leg::
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 6, 2001
*replaces Kes' drink *
Yes, Gwennie, I lived in a few communes. And not only did they *let* me out - a few of them actually *threw* me out
I was just talking about communes with a guy the other day. He had the same experience with them as I: You find a few friends, found a commune - and a few weeks or months later you have nowhere to live - and no friends
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Gwennie Posted Dec 6, 2001
Aww! Poor Pierce! Fancy being "expelled" from a commune! What on Earth did you do??? Or was it what you didn't do (ie: no work)?
Mind you, from what you've just said, the scenario reminds me of that "Big Brother" rubbish on television! (Not that I watched that rubbish of course!) 
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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
- 81: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 82: Researcher 168814 (Dec 5, 2001)
- 83: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 84: Researcher 168814 (Dec 5, 2001)
- 85: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 86: Researcher 168814 (Dec 5, 2001)
- 87: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 5, 2001)
- 88: Kes (Dec 5, 2001)
- 89: Researcher 168814 (Dec 5, 2001)
- 90: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 5, 2001)
- 91: Gwennie (Dec 5, 2001)
- 92: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 93: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 5, 2001)
- 94: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 5, 2001)
- 95: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 96: Researcher 168814 (Dec 5, 2001)
- 97: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 6, 2001)
- 98: Kes (Dec 6, 2001)
- 99: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 6, 2001)
- 100: Gwennie (Dec 6, 2001)
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