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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 3, 2001
Oh, life can be so difficult...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 3, 2001
::thinks the guards ARE doing their jobs -- on the other hand, I don't exist in this thread yet, so what do I know? Quaffs a nonexistent 
::
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 3, 2001
Herrmmm....
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 3, 2001
Herrmmm....???
OH! Herrmmm....! Yes, of course!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
Oh Pierce, *traces around his ear with her finger...softly blows a warm kiss into his ear...*Won't you even dress as Santa just so I can sit on you lap?
*wisphers is a sultry voice...*You know you want to...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 3, 2001
::thinks I'm very glad I don't exist in this thread yet, because if I did, I would be blushing furiously and trying not to listen to such mooshiness::
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
..."mooshiness"...??? 
*slides away from Thog as she's still a bit nervous around him*
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
Go back to sleep E...I'll awaken you if anyone needs you...psst,
whatch Thog...okay? And if he makes any sudden move toward me...toss some legos under his feet...okay? E.? 
Typical...just when you really need one...Men!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 3, 2001
You mean loik thiss???
*Throws a bunch of bricks at Pandora...*
You know, Päään, you´re realy a brick 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
Backatcha' with a change in that there first letter. 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 3, 2001
::chuckles and leers evilly at Pandora::
Yes, Pandora, mooshiness... and look at this!
::loincloth and towel disappear for a moment, leaving Thog entirely naked, then reappear a moment later::
Oops... ::unwraps loincloth from head and towel from waist, then rearranges said items into proper positions:: ... Couldn't even count the number of times that's happened...
::aside, to Englander:: She's absolutely petrified, you know... apparently I was wandering around naked all Halloween night, as well as a couple of days past... She refuses to believe that my nudity was nothing personal -- but do you know how difficult it is to find an original costume these days??!!?!?!
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! 
There's no where to run!! Haaaaalp!!!!!!!
My eyes...my eyes!!!!! wait a sec... Nevermind...no big thing. 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 3, 2001
Yes.. and nearly everything´s accptable... I mean... walking round nude... that´s quite o.k. nowadays, but try going some places with something ON!!! You wouldn´t belive it...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
As a 'sharped dressed woman' I most heartily agree! *adjusts her peasant blouse so her tatoos show, just a bit...pulls the drawstring on her broomstick skirt & tosses her hair out of the way of her 'love beads'* Some people have absoultely NO fashion sense! 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) Posted Dec 3, 2001
True, true... Of course, if you weren't so unfairly biased against me Pandora, you might notice that my loincloth and towel match almost perfectly... But NOOOOOooooooo, you have to go around criticising me all the time... *sniff* 
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Researcher 168814 Posted Dec 3, 2001
I´ll defenitly use this couch now for sleeping... hope you get through the loinclothproblem...
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Dec 3, 2001
Are those crocidial tears YOUNG MAN???? Come here and let's stop all this silliness.
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 4, 2001
*Has very much enjoyed Thog's demonstrations. Waits around to see if the loincloth is going to disappear again. When it doesn't she goes to the bar to mix herself a nice large 
. Suddenly!! she discovers Linus!!! He is lying down beneath the bar, apparently dead. Figuring it is just a tax matter, she lifts him up and props him on his favorite barstool. Showing the best of good taste, she duct tapes a Cooper's Dark 
to his hand.*
There! Doesn't he look life-like? Just like himself.
Crossed Purposes: December 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 4, 2001
GREAT ZEUS!!!
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Crossed Purposes: December 2001
- 41: Researcher 168814 (Dec 3, 2001)
- 42: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 3, 2001)
- 43: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 3, 2001)
- 44: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 3, 2001)
- 45: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 46: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 3, 2001)
- 47: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 48: Researcher 168814 (Dec 3, 2001)
- 49: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 50: Researcher 168814 (Dec 3, 2001)
- 51: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 52: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 3, 2001)
- 53: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 54: Researcher 168814 (Dec 3, 2001)
- 55: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 56: Thog the G & A D.P. of Loon;Muse of A.P., M.G.G.C.,and Whipped Cream; Lurker; BFG;aka The Loinclothed One (have you seen it?) (Dec 3, 2001)
- 57: Researcher 168814 (Dec 3, 2001)
- 58: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Dec 3, 2001)
- 59: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 4, 2001)
- 60: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 4, 2001)
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